Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I asked the guy I'm dating if he could not drink on our next date, because he ends up drunk-driving every time. His response was, "This isn't working out." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
cherries62212 16
and some men just don't understand that no means no. -.-
ZoroMiHawk 25
"Friendzone" is a term used by bitter guys who think that just because they're "nice" and "sweet" and do everything for their crush, they automatically expect that the girl should also have romantic feelings back for that guy
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (140)
Bugger_off 8
Communication is key. Newsflash: guys have feelings too. And physical rejection feels like a personal rejection. Now, assuming that you are old enough to have sex and this is not one of your first experiences with a guy: you played this wrong and he obviously is hurt. Btw, third date = sex
NerdGirl321 27
I read the fml too quickly and it sounded like your dad was trying to do that.
sky_star101 7
Ugh I hate when shit like that happens
deejoy 22
What an idiot. I hope he never gets laid.
shinikageWolf 15
He does realize friend zone and 'take it slow' aren't the same thing right?
GamerG0DDESS 29
I love how there are large quantities of men trying to justify the "friend-zoned" thing. Boys, women are human not (as someone put it) vending machines. Just because you are nice to someone you have a crush on doesn't mean they have to spread their legs and reciprocate your feelings for them. You're a douche potato if you believe the friend zone thing is a real thing. It's sad that more and more individuals are starting to follow this concept. Seems like every girl/guy that says "no" is a "bitch" and/or "dick." When will this phase pass?
Fou_Lou 20
The "entitlement" could be a side effect of the classical American way of dating. where the who asks the other one out. is expected to pay for the date. With every date the courting part has some kind of investment and it feels bad to get nothing out. Its still wrong though. in regards to the FML. OPs date is a dick for trying to get her drunk. And in my opinion general speed isnt the issue but rather different speeds. If you have two people that need time or go fast thats fine. Its bad if you have two different speeds so either one has to slow down or the other has to speed up. Making it for the changing part quite uncomfortable.
TallMist 32
I'm certain that America is not the only place with assholes.
Sathane 21
Should respond, "Don't flatter yourself douchebag, you're not my friend. You're just a loser that tries to get girls drunk then take advantage of them. Get lost."
eureka_fml 6
Slow means slow.
silentknivez 16
Wow, that's harsh OP. Try to call out his bullshit on his post