Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I asked the guy I'm dating if he could not drink on our next date, because he ends up drunk-driving every time. His response was, "This isn't working out." FML
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cherries62212 16
and some men just don't understand that no means no. -.-
ZoroMiHawk 25
"Friendzone" is a term used by bitter guys who think that just because they're "nice" and "sweet" and do everything for their crush, they automatically expect that the girl should also have romantic feelings back for that guy
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Comments (140)
rainbowdonnareed 18
lord men! come to the rainbow side become a lesbian! oh never mind third date you would be unpacking since 2nd date for us is renting the u-haul truck! good luck!
worldclassrager 41
He should learn to wait
LibertyLife20 20
You deserve better!
gary3768 13
Damn I guess I have been out of the dating world for to long. I didn't know that if a woman didn't put out on the first date the guy was put in the friend zone
skylabee231 3
You kinda DI for cockblocking him. It's not cool
lallolindo 10
that sucks! honestly, everything is rushed these days, u did your thing hoping he'd understand, but media now glorifies the thought of the, "friend zone" that any girl who won't, "give it up" sent the poor guy there. it's bs,
Ki11erC 18
3 dates and .... ;) I always thought that was just some movie bullshit, stupid to apply to real life.
Kirtres 4
"Oh honey, you didn't get friendzoned. That would imply that I wished to see you again"
luststarrr 22
Exactly this! I'd love to see that OP posted something of this nature in response to his status on Facebook.
SpazTheGreat 14
See, it's those guys that have ruined the word "friend-zoned" because now it solely belongs to asshats who think they deserve whatever they want. The REAL "friend-zone" is something that happens as a result of USUALLY either fake people, or people who haven't realized what is right in front of them. It is NOT about people who respect themselves and want to take things slowly.
Queenie2014 11
No. The friend zone doesn't exists at all and is a sexist bullshit myth by bitter men not getting the girl they want. Nobody owes you shit.
deejoy 22
You sir, can go hang out with the 'asshat' you just mentioned.
cdawgtate 9
He's an idiot