Today, my dad got upset when one of his employees showed a romantic interest in my mom. Both parents were totally fine, though, with that same employee announcing his engagement to my 15-year-old sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I proposed to the girl I have known for a while, since our Dads have worked together for 40 years. After I rang my Dad to tell him the good news, he told me that there was a position open at work, which had belonged to her Dad. My Dad had to fire him. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
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Top comments
Mathalamus 25
Is that employee under 18.
millsjoshua949 12
Your family sounds very dysfunctional.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
Looks like a new MILF **** is writing itself. Except they'll have to get an adult actress to play your sister. Working title: "Who's the Boss...now?"
pjsr 33
Dude likes to keep it all in the family, even if he can’t seem to keep it in his pants.
RichardPencil 32
He wants to bone your mom and your sister. So... what's wrong with you?
Mathalamus 25
Is that employee under 18.
millsjoshua949 12
Your family sounds very dysfunctional.
Chazzster 32
The age of your sister’s now fiancé makes a huge difference - If he under 18 then he’s immature but not necessarily doing anything illegal. If he’s 18 or over, at least in the USA, then assuming he’s having sex with his fiancé then he’s committing a crime and your parents are avoiding their responsibilities as parents. The remark about your mom is icky and stupid, but not a crime.
Joe Trick 7
Is the employee under 18 if they are it’s cool but over 18 that’s jailbait haha
Gadedrengen Syddanmark 13
😱
devsingh97 13
°-°
Sarah Yamabo 15
Wait is it in the US where one apparently can get the consent of a minor’s parents in order to be in a relationship with them?