By oops_i_did_it_againnn - 01/09/2018 09:00 - Canada - Welland

Today, I'm afraid to show my face in church ever again after I farted too hard and shit myself there this past Sunday. I'm the priest. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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You need to convert to Buddhism, because now even Jesus can’t look at you with a straight face.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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"Our Father, who fart in Hea... hang on, that's more than just a fart..."

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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"Our Father, who fart in Hea... hang on, that's more than just a fart..."

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Leeono 26
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Give us today our daily toilet tissue....

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RichardPencil 30
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You need to convert to Buddhism, because now even Jesus can’t look at you with a straight face.

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Charlie Given 25
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LMFAO you definitely were preaching the brown gospel 😂🤣

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saberjpg 6
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Just tell your flock that even the king of kings needed to sit on the throne from time to time.

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Chewy1 18
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Holy shit.

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GoogieWithers 22
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Ask and ye shall receive...

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Boyufd 24
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priest don't curse

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Linda Mau 10
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the father, the son, and the holy crap. that's what it was.

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Lionize 6
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Samuel 12:20 Yet do not turn aside from following the Lord, but serve the Lord with all your shart.

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