Today, I'm afraid to show my face in church ever again after I farted too hard and shit myself there this past Sunday. I'm the priest. FML

By oops_i_did_it_againnn - / Saturday 1 September 2018 09:00 / Canada - Welland
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By  drego5  |  27

Next week, write a sermon about forgiveness, for either trespasses, or embarrassment. Include "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Let he or she who has never farted, point the first finger. And someone will pull it." Laugh and the world laughs with you.

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