Today, I'm afraid to show my face in church ever again after I farted too hard and shit myself there this past Sunday. I'm the priest. FML
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RichardPencil
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You need to convert to Buddhism, because now even Jesus can’t look at you with a straight face.
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BurnInDemonFire
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"Our Father, who fart in Hea... hang on, that's more than just a fart..."
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
"Our Father, who fart in Hea... hang on, that's more than just a fart..."
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Leeono
| 26
Give us today our daily toilet tissue....
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RichardPencil
| 27
You need to convert to Buddhism, because now even Jesus can’t look at you with a straight face.
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Charlie Given
| 21
LMFAO you definitely were preaching the brown gospel 😂🤣
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saberjpg
| 6
Just tell your flock that even the king of kings needed to sit on the throne from time to time.
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Chewy1
| 18
Holy shit.
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GoogieWithers
| 19
Ask and ye shall receive...
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Boyufd
| 19
priest don't curse
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drego5
| 28
Next week, write a sermon about forgiveness, for either trespasses, or embarrassment. Include "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Let he or she who has never farted, point the first finger. And someone will pull it." Laugh and the world laughs with you.
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Linda Mau
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the father, the son, and the holy crap. that's what it was.
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Lionize
| 6
Samuel 12:20 Yet do not turn aside from following the Lord, but serve the Lord with all your shart.