Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
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Top comments
Psycocharger 19
At least she is giving you some money to repair it.
Welshite 40
She's paying the computer toll.
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Comments (62)
JKPwnage 27
On the upside, CDs/DVDs are pretty close to obsolete...
RWBYRose 21
She probably thought that's how you pay for things online
injektilo 7
Nobody use dvds anyway. :)
saymynamess 19
Good girl! Welcome to the world of kids...
hoosiergirl94 31
How young is "young"?
itzjstnx 18
well she's learning how to save up money (:
stylinfree 7
doesn't it come with a warranty..?
mintae 10
At least she's creative.
sassy2085 16
Buy her a piggy bank and show her where coins are meant to be stored for next time
mattlikesfunions 22
Get some thin needle nose pliers, and get another pair with the same thickness that have a bent front. It will be easy to get them out. Or just send the computer in the whatever place you have a warranty at.