Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
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Top comments
Psycocharger 19
At least she is giving you some money to repair it.
Welshite 40
She's paying the computer toll.
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Comments (62)
Killz268 18
better have a warranty, hopefully you'll keep it out of her reach next time
mullfritt 12
Maybe she wanted to play some online poker.
dagarr 11
knock that bitch out
RealSuperSand 21
Put another mark in the "why not to have kids" column.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe a piggy bank wouldn't be a bad idea...or something like that...
corky1992 33
what a brat. how young is she exactly?
rabbi1010 29
exactly what i was thinking. or maybe she doesnt like her stepmom and is doing this to mess with her.
edmunson 22
Card reader slot is NOT a CD spot...
SPN_lover666 27
Or the actual CD slot which pulls out so you can put disks in it. You can stick a lot of coins in it. The card reader slot is small in a laptop and you can't stick a coin in it since its too shallow or too small
TJRoy 44
There was a 'and' between them. The card reader slot AND in the CD drive. Indicating 2 different things. Quite bad luck, CD drives are becoming a thing of the past, they don't seem to be standard on laptops these days. I haven't had a laptop in years that has had a CD drive installed and I can't remember the last time I used the external one. The card reader is another matter.
bradoiler 15
maybe you can download the money and multiple it
SkylineFTW97 25
If she's little, then it's understandable. My mom said that when I was little, I would stick crackers in her computer's floppy drive (remember those?).
SPN_lover666 27
Geeze, you make me feel old. We used to have a computer tower with a floppy disk and CD drive.
SkylineFTW97 25
Don't take it to heart. I'm only 17, but I started using computers back in the late '90s, when those were still common.
p_nafnaf_fml 12
My brother used to hide them in the DVD player!