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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

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Thursday 22 September 2011 0:22

bobaganush?

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Thursday 22 September 2011 0:22

Norris ?

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FU2causeUFML 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:34

But you love her so why do you care?

Haganbottom234 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:36

Bojangles?

lmaoatall 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:36

I like to introduce... Mr. And mrs. Busterbalz..that sounds pretty cool.

Pendragon525 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 15:09

Lord and Lady Douchbag? (old SNL reference)

mrjude 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:40

Tell her that the main reason you married her is because you convinced yourself it was time to settle for less.

SadisticStephyy 21

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:41

Well what is it?

yoshivar2002 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:51

It doesn't really suck, at least she married you? And Idk if ydi, since you inherited the name..

DamnitSarahh 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:52

Papadopolous? :D

G97Alex 21

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:15

I know a guy with that surname :D

DrewsFML 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:45

Webster reference

twofirstnames 12

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:53

She stole it haha

Superllama12 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:53

Werbenjagermanjenson?

irokyoursox 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:58

Spongebob FTW!!!

WolfGirlRin 12

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:58

I'd marry someone with that last name :3 and I also know the reference x3

vbmg152 18

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:07

Watch Spongebob much??

Emmy_The_Great 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:23

HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!!

HungerGames95 13

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:51

I love spongebob!!!

HatefulPilot 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:58

My girl only went out with me because of my name. And because I fly! Muahaha :P

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