By you would - 04/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
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Jimboom 11

Tell her to keep the subscription as her wrinkled/dried up ass will have a tougher time finding someone who actually wants to hit that.... without a baseball bat that it.

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z4opv14 0

Wow that sucks man, my condolences to you.

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shuyin14 0

well, it's better to be alone then with someone who dosen't want you. you'll be alright. Try the subscription, maybe some thing will come out of it.

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fml_is_life 0

Awww sorry to hear about that! There are clearly better women out there for you. Wish you all the best!

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legomyleg1111 0

Ya know what, that really sucks!! but if she is going to do that to you **** her!!! I am a girl, and that is just ******!!! The nerve of some people!!!

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bongo200 1

well i feel bad for you... but did you do anything to make her angry? For all we know, you coulda done something wrong.

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Jaywin 3

You should've been like , "Thanks but I already have a membership to sexsearch, BIATCH!"

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Jason_fml 0

Not enough information. I want to know what you did that made her want a divorce.

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lukepwns 0

F match.com, head over to Date.com: http://tinyurl.com/findagirl

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npk88 0

wow.....now THAT is definitely deserving of a huge "FML"

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Samboni 0

wow, man, that sucks. so, what does your wife look like?

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