By dwood08 - 07/11/2014 01:55 - United States - New York

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML
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am_bugg 20

Hmmm sex or a new puppy is equally as satisfying in my opinion.

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hippodankamus 22

I would love getting a new puppy! Be grateful OP!

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worldclassrager 39

A puppy and a pussy are not to different in spelling...close enough right? This is horrible I know...down votes are accepted

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martin8337 35

I'm not seeing the problem here. I'll take sex over a puppy any day of the week.

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ShadowlessSpear 21

You should probably re-read your comment.

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staaacey 30

YDI for thinking surprises should only be sex. be happy when you get other kinds of surprises, not disappointed because its not sex

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Parvati48 15

That's basically what I said too lol. Except I added how adorable puppies are and how great they can be. :)

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fantasyworld 37

I don't see the problem. I would love to come home to a puppy.

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vikky538 28

sex is a recurring surprise...puppy is not..

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yve1220 20

This is the exact opposite of a problem, why are you complaining. Puppies are awesome. :)

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