Geek, Awkward and Technology: Great name - FML

Great name

By ThunderTh0t - 16/09/2021 23:00 - Australia

Today, I forgot that I gave my Bluetooth speaker a ridiculous device name as a joke when I'd first got it. It's all fun and games until you're around your family and they see the device name "ScoobyDooCumMilk" and are trying to figure out whose device it is. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 17 September 2021 6:40

Looks like you're going to have to buy a new speaker. Try to not call it "YogisBearAnus" or "FoghornLeghornsCockCock."

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 18 September 2021 23:30

I was gonna call you a "stupid ****", but then I noticed you're from Australia, and I didn't want you to mistake it as a term of endearment.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 17 September 2021 6:40

Looks like you're going to have to buy a new speaker. Try to not call it "YogisBearAnus" or "FoghornLeghornsCockCock."

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 18 September 2021 23:30

I was gonna call you a "stupid ****", but then I noticed you're from Australia, and I didn't want you to mistake it as a term of endearment.

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