Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML
Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML
Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML
Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML
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Setcher 0
Look on the bright side, if the kid turns out to be a boy and if he becomes gay at least he has an accepting mother.
mintcar 10
YDI for not standing up to your wife. You're acting like her bitch. Go with a neutral color...or wait until you find out the sex of the baby.
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Comments (109)
cheskiiie 0
Your wife has issues -___- , you better hope it's a girl.
Devin91 20
there's nothing wrong with being gay, so just paint the room pink.
SuperNova69 0
OP. you need to keep your pimp hand strong and tell that bitch of a wife that it is wrong to push the boy towards being gay. In the end it should be his choice not your stupid wife's choice. some people these days.
11wanda11 6
she's not going to push the kid int being gay, she's having a crack at her husband, insinuating that he's gay.
Yeliel84_fml 5
You know it's not a choice right ? They only choice you have is to accept it ir not...
lmaoatall 6
your wife thinks your a pancy!! haha
SteelCladAngel 0
**your wife thinks YOU'RE a PANSY
SteelCladAngel 0
**your wife thinks YOU'RE a PANSY
MuffyStJacques 0
A colour won't be the main cause of the kid being gay. :/
TraceCase_ 19
You say, "my wife and I were planning the nursery". Doesn't really seem that way. Man up, there's nothing wrong with being gay, but it's not a choice you make for your baby and I'm sure you know that.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I really hope your wife was joking. Otherwise, F your son's life (if you end up having a boy of course) :P
bethcat12 2
your wife is stupid
DMBTimCA 0
you having a kid, now I'm worried.
dum_dum1 0
just for that you will have a girl who is going to be a tomboy.