By Worried - Australia
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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Ok it doesn't FUCKIN MATTER IF HES GAY but ur wife is a DUMB BITCH for trying to make him be gay because she likes the color pink! It's their decsion if they wanna be gay or not NOT YOURS and all y'all are assholes who don't like gay people their apart of the human race WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!

  nalia18  |  8

that moms a bitch cause you cant help it who you love. tryna make him gay will probubly ruin his life forever. someone needs to smack some sence into that chick! unless he wants to make that desision for himself you shouldnt try to do that. paint it red or purple! guys and girls love red or purple!!! :DDD

  at1325  |  0

I personally believe it is not the parents or the Child's choice. I believe that god made them that way. I sometimes wonder if god makes people that way as another form of human population control, because gay couples cannot produce children.


59 - im not against the choices gay people make at all so dont take it the wrong way.. but god never intended for men to love men or women to love women in that way.. ever heard of soddom and gomorrah? im not religious myself but my whole family is and trust me i know this shit.. god destroyed cities that were full of sin and being gay was one of those sins.. i believe humans can do what they want and be who they want but people who believe god will still love them or whatever is full of shit

  catatonicsleep  |  17

Yellow or green are good choices if you want it to be gender neutral. Historically though pink was a boy's colour and blue a girl's, since pink was related to the very masculine red.

  Snackbars  |  0

Everybodies gay!
Seriously though, that's hilarious and I doubt she was being serious.

She can't choose the boys sexuality for him either. When he can talk and complain about his pink walls then you should do something.

By  ImInABox  |  6

Poor little boy. Let's hope for his benefit that if he does end up gay, it's not going to be because of the pink room. Tell her she should sleep with one eye open- he may try to kill her for her attempt someday.

  Link5794  |  18

Have you seen the laughing Spongebob meme?

  lil_ham1644  |  29

Are you seriously trying to say that room color has an effect on sexuality?? So if I have all gray walls will I be boring? If they are rainbow, will I be a hippie?