By Worried - 16/04/2011 10:59 - Australia

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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Setcher 0

Look on the bright side, if the kid turns out to be a boy and if he becomes gay at least he has an accepting mother.

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mintcar 9

YDI for not standing up to your wife. You're acting like her bitch. Go with a neutral color...or wait until you find out the sex of the baby.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Someone's a homophobe.

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aquariusangel420 0

Ok it doesn't ****** MATTER IF HES GAY but ur wife is a DUMB BITCH for trying to make him be gay because she likes the color pink! It's their decsion if they wanna be gay or not NOT YOURS and all y'all are assholes who don't like gay people their apart of the human race WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!

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robc32ca 4

#1 = birth control poster boy...

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MissBBGoodGirl 0

10- I think op just wants the child to have a choice, and not be forced into becoming gay. I'm sure op will accept the child for who he (or she) becomes gay or not :)

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A7X_LoVeee 10

19 I was talking about #1's comment lol.

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babyyappld 7

I feel as though op's wife was joking. either that or she's batshxt crazy

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nalia18 8

that moms a bitch cause you cant help it who you love. tryna make him gay will probubly ruin his life forever. someone needs to smack some sence into that chick! unless he wants to make that desision for himself you shouldnt try to do that. paint it red or purple! guys and girls love red or purple!!! :DDD

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eyez_lay_low1921 0

itz not the baby being gay, its curiosity.!! :D

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at1325 0

I personally believe it is not the parents or the Child's choice. I believe that god made them that way. I sometimes wonder if god makes people that way as another form of human population control, because gay couples cannot produce children.

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mintcar 9

13, calm down, sheesh.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

59 - there's other ways gay couples can have children.. example: a lesbian gets a sperm donor

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Siji 0

Pfft...Gay isn't a sexuality! Everyone knows that ;)

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forza_italia88 2

59 - im not against the choices gay people make at all so dont take it the wrong way.. but god never intended for men to love men or women to love women in that way.. ever heard of soddom and gomorrah? im not religious myself but my whole family is and trust me i know this shit.. god destroyed cities that were full of sin and being gay was one of those sins.. i believe humans can do what they want and be who they want but people who believe god will still love them or whatever is full of shit

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catatonicsleep 17

Yellow or green are good choices if you want it to be gender neutral. Historically though pink was a boy's colour and blue a girl's, since pink was related to the very masculine red.

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Snackbars 0

Everybodies gay! Seriously though, that's hilarious and I doubt she was being serious. She can't choose the boys sexuality for him either. When he can talk and complain about his pink walls then you should do something.

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helloimbob 0

no I think the op is a boy talking to his child bearing wife.

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IdontWanna69 8

Nothing wrong with being gay, if it's by choice anyways. Parents shouldn't dictate things like this, so I think the OP's is a crazy biatch :D

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ImaWiseGuy 5

the room being pink couldn't have anything to do with the kid possibly being gay.....

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FMLsOhilarious 6

What are you complaining about? Don't you know women know all?

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ImInABox 6

Poor little boy. Let's hope for his benefit that if he does end up gay, it's not going to be because of the pink room. Tell her she should sleep with one eye open- he may try to kill her for her attempt someday.

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the_johawk 0

thats preety deep and evil for someone with a spongebob picture

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Link5794 18

Have you seen the laughing Spongebob meme?

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lil_ham1644 29

Are you seriously trying to say that room color has an effect on sexuality?? So if I have all gray walls will I be boring? If they are rainbow, will I be a hippie?

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omgwtfbbq69 5

Well OP, looks like you'll be having a gay kid! Congratulations!! lol

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Setcher 0

Look on the bright side, if the kid turns out to be a boy and if he becomes gay at least he has an accepting mother.

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kaykay9080 5

Right! and what's so wrong with being gay?

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sammy259 3

oh shit an angry gay kid the world is realky going to end by 2012

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mintcar 9

YDI for not standing up to your wife. You're acting like her bitch. Go with a neutral color...or wait until you find out the sex of the baby.

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maskedman 9

It's kind of silly but maybe she can feel the baby interior decorating her womb.

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