Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML
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Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
Today, I was listening to some music with my wife, and I mentioned that the song that was playing changed my mind about breaking up after an argument from years ago. For some reason, she got insanely pissed, threw a suitcase at me, and told me to pack and go. FML
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML
Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML
Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML
Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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thisgirl2u 9
Perhaps she was emotional and this was just the "straw that broke the camels back." Maybe She's been holding some serious anger issues inside for a long time.. like you always leave the toilet seat up and your clothes never make it into the hamper and you're just not the man she thought she married.. so Like any rational women upset and miserable with her life she takes it on you when you least suspect it.. you know like over a cheap bottle of wine.. ;-)
sarah48_fml 0
your wife definitely overreacted..
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Comments (80)
lillyloco 0
Maybe ummmmmmm........don't drink the wine? lol
smaginn 0
So let's assume she was really that concerned about the wine... honestly, simple way to solve this is to buy another one for her! And some apologies maybe, for stealing her food. Like you said, it's just 7 dollars, so what's stopping you?
meowcow 3
Thats what you get for marrying trailer park trash
lorianngie 0
Yeah... I'd bet it's not over the bottle of wine. You've probably been doing lots of little things lately, and this just set her off.
sapphirestar 0
Well, you shouldn't had argued with her since you know it's stupid! :x Just go buy another bottle for her..
phapho88 0
she probably had her period she ll come around once its all over
shorncliffe 0
what a dumb bitch tell her to get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwhich
ImaginaryFoe 1
Maybe she really is upset over an inexpensive bottle of wine (is it rare? was it a gift?) or maybe it was just one more way you didn't respect her wishes. The only clue given is your attempt to make it sound completely like her fault. Probably in the very beginning, a sincere "I'm sorry I drank the wine" (the whole bottle?) would have done some damage control. Do you always insist your right? Say nbd to her complaints? Tell her she's over-reacting? It takes two people to have an argument. Ask her what you can do to make things up to her. Her answer will be a big indicator towards the real problem. (If she says "Nothing!" then yeah, she's an overly dramatic cow.) "It's okay to lose your pride over someone you love but don't lose someone you love over your pride."
ImaginaryFoe 1
*you're I'm going to bed now.
AmberishRed 3
Sounds like pms lol
W4X 0
Stop Wine-ing. No? My grandma says I'm funny!