Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML
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Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
Today, I was listening to some music with my wife, and I mentioned that the song that was playing changed my mind about breaking up after an argument from years ago. For some reason, she got insanely pissed, threw a suitcase at me, and told me to pack and go. FML
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML
Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML
Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML
Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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Top comments
thisgirl2u 9
Perhaps she was emotional and this was just the "straw that broke the camels back." Maybe She's been holding some serious anger issues inside for a long time.. like you always leave the toilet seat up and your clothes never make it into the hamper and you're just not the man she thought she married.. so Like any rational women upset and miserable with her life she takes it on you when you least suspect it.. you know like over a cheap bottle of wine.. ;-)
sarah48_fml 0
your wife definitely overreacted..
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Comments (80)
SisyphereanTask 2
Op, if you honestly think the argument was over the bottle of wine you're an idiot. For your wife to leave you, you had to have been a real dick. Good job! I hope she takes you for everything you've got.
fearfulsymmetry 1
What the ****? His wife is acting like mentally UNSTABLE, and he's the one who ****** up? Yeah, let's blame men for every single marital problem.
thisgirl2u 9
ok # 108 I'll do as you say and Always blame the man ;)
fearfulsymmetry 1
OP, tell her to stay at her parent's house for a while until you find a new place to stay. Divorce would probably be your best option. She doesn't sound stable.
SixDeuce 0
Singer purple are ridiculous about stupid shit
CodingSquirrel 3
Then you're just becoming whipped. The more whipped you become the more ridiculous the arguments become. Next thing you know you won't be able to just take toothpaste with you on trips, a correct amount has to first be placed into a piece of tupperware, which you can bring with you (true story).
bitterfaceplant 0
You should know, it's the little things in life that make you happy.
guppy40000 0
im married some of the dumbest fights are over stupid stuff. just appologize. how were you supposed to know. get a new bottle maybe splurge and buy a 15$ and all should be well. you cant sweat the small stuff in a marriage.
skimonkey96 0
ydi for not respecting her feelings when she had pms. guys never understand.
tubal069 0
Damn it that was the bottle she and I were going to use to celebrate.
eramo 0
I wonder what the special occasion was? maybee she's cheating on him :/
thewino 0
how the hell do u guys derive the whole story from that comment up there. u guys are idiots for assuming what you said. really...sounds to u like that's what happened? maybe shes psycho. maybe she's spoiled. or maybe she's been neglected. speculate all u want but man/woman siding is fruitless on here. men for the win. logic always prevails. LOL