Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt...

By Anonymous - 12/5/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

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By xXshadowrollerXx | 6

#2499879 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:32

Stuff like this gets me and angry. I know there is still a feeling of male dominance in the world, have some fucking respect, you don't just hit women, or anyone for that matter, for no reason. That guy was just an asshole, I hope someone taught him a lesson:

By rallets | 22

#2499964 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:49

i saw "raped" at first o_O

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By ArielTheMermaid | 17

#2499760 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:17

ouch :( first :D but that sounds painful

wisky_fml | 5

#2499825 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:23

pines, u be full o shat

Jaimegirl | 7

#2499833 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:23

I know it does D: sorry, OP!

By WOW_BS | 0

#2499762 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:17

first

WOW_BS | 0

#2499779 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:19

shit

strizz18 | 0

#2499786 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:19

actually second.. nice try though

13yearoldboy | 0

#2499802 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:21

lol

By ERich331 | 3

#2499764 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:17

haha that really sucks op :/

Black_Dynamite | 0

#2499877 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:31

Another friendship burdened by Kung-Fu treachery!

rallets | 22

#2499964 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:49

i saw "raped" at first o_O

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2499968 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:49

So did I.... Wierd..

fightin4fun | 0

#2500145 - Friday 13 May 2011 2:35

I woulda hit him and broke his

dolphincheddar | 10

#2500147 - Friday 13 May 2011 2:36

some people hate rappers. he probably liked heavy metal

YacL | 15

#2500182 - Friday 13 May 2011 2:49

Lol, a lot of people probably thought it said raped. I sure as hell know I did.

deliciouscake | 3

#2500212 - Friday 13 May 2011 2:56

I saw rapped rather than rape because the context, and I'm not too immature lol.

Iknoweverything | 29

#2500233 - Friday 13 May 2011 3:02

Did he at least ask you to stop first? Because if he asked you to stop first, YDI. If not, he's a douche that should have someone violently rap his head.

xo_kat_xo | 0

#2500242 - Friday 13 May 2011 3:07

52-me too. ...weird...

mrsflinstone | 0

#2500468 - Friday 13 May 2011 4:02

no more rapping windows for op.

GeneralGreivous3 | 0

#2500803 - Friday 13 May 2011 6:03

116- no more raping windows for op. :3

i_love_grrr | 0

#2501358 - Friday 13 May 2011 6:52

rape!!!!! giggity

pwincessa23 | 1

#2501409 - Friday 13 May 2011 7:18

I was about to hit the "ydi" because I saw the same thing as 52. oops

FreakoHolm | 6

#2501582 - Friday 13 May 2011 8:28

Gotta say, OP deserved it for rapping...

thedrummer | 0

#2501602 - Friday 13 May 2011 8:39

82, I love your picture. ;u;

xTrue25 | 0

#2502019 - Friday 13 May 2011 11:04

you are one ugly looking dude.

xTrue25 | 0

#2502034 - Friday 13 May 2011 11:06

comment to 52 - rallets

Snowstar | 0

#2502371 - Friday 13 May 2011 12:53

88- *rape

Davyy | 0

#2502453 - Friday 13 May 2011 13:12

It would hurt to rape a window.

PurpleRae420 | 0

#2502849 - Friday 13 May 2011 15:43

BEAT HIS ASSSSS did he even know your a chich? And if he did yah he deserves his ASS BEAT THE FUCK D O W N!!!! Men hurting ANY woman in ANY way phyisicaly deserves the WORST beatdown of their LIFE!!!!!

dolphincheddar | 10

#2502860 - Friday 13 May 2011 15:49

you forget that a woman probably can't even hurt a man in the slightest bit without hitting the genitalia which we are more than capable of protecting

dre_bro11 | 12

#2503450 - Friday 13 May 2011 17:55

At least the windows ok.

james_aka_frosty | 3

#2503463 - Friday 13 May 2011 17:58

you should deck that mofo

Carli_M | 8

#4994146 - Tuesday 2 October 2012 3:11

Oh ya I rape windows all the time....

By aaronfuegopop | 7

#2499773 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

YacL | 15

#2500179 - Friday 13 May 2011 2:47

Head shot!

samadams42 | 0

#2500244 - Friday 13 May 2011 3:07

+50

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2500618 - Friday 13 May 2011 4:45

I miss MW2. Damn PSN.

j_cat187 | 19

#2500624 - Friday 13 May 2011 4:46

boom bitty bie bie take one step u all gona die

nucky_fml | 5

#2501542 - Friday 13 May 2011 8:13

one shot kill+headshot
+100

By 13yearoldboy | 0

#2499774 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:18

ow. btw does anyone else hear the voices?

BAMF519 | 0

#2500020 - Friday 13 May 2011 2:03

wow ur name tells alot ur a 13 year old boy?

ripjohnlennon | 5

#2500142 - Friday 13 May 2011 2:30

no he's a 40 year old guy

ky765 | 0

#2500171 - Friday 13 May 2011 2:44

the 40 year old virgin to be exact

forgettingsunday | 0

#2500206 - Friday 13 May 2011 2:55

what happens when you turn 14?

Queene2599 | 6

#2500273 - Friday 13 May 2011 3:14

83 what if u remember Sunday?

KingDingALing | 9

#2500393 - Friday 13 May 2011 3:46

I hear the voice of a 13yearoldboy, and frankly, I want to strangle him.

fox333 | 0

#2500493 - Friday 13 May 2011 4:08

I always hear the voices they talk to me, and I talk back they are real you know, they are in my brain!!!

j_cat187 | 19

#2500628 - Friday 13 May 2011 4:48

#78 do u agree american phyco II is the best song on that album?

Heather_x0x0 | 6

#2501441 - Friday 13 May 2011 7:29

american psycho 2 is legit. but my band is my favorite....just sayin...

By MyHandIsADolphin | 0

#2499776 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:18

2 fails

By BigBoiToys | 0

#2499784 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:19

Fuck that guy up you pussy break his face... An eye for an eye

Chej | 0

#2499977 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:52

Makes the whole world blind.

bac4mor1 | 0

#2500064 - Friday 13 May 2011 2:12

You mean a nose for a face?

TheBestAround23 | 13

#6377856 - Tuesday 11 August 2015 16:05

I don't do an eye for an eye. it's more like an eye for your life. I don't fuck around

By Heather_x0x0 | 6

#2499788 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:19

first off....NO ONE cares if you're first!
op: I'm guessing you meant tapped...?

ArielTheMermaid | 17

#2499811 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:21

tapping on a window is the same as rapping on one

wisky_fml | 5

#2499813 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:21

no you can rap on a window

Heather_x0x0 | 6

#2499854 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:26

oh wow...I just learned something new today...

By Plasmaxyz | 5

#2499794 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:20

Who raps on windows?

BigBoiToys | 0

#2499816 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:21

I think he meant tapped

BaskenRobin | 2

#2499841 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:25

Rapping on a door or window means knocking hard or fast

Barney_Rubble_75 | 0

#2499856 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:26

OP meant rapped. it means a knuckles connection (not like a punch), like a door knock but usually just one quick connect.

TheDoctorsAdvoca | 2

#2499895 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:36

your mom raps on my window hahaha

MrSexyPants | 14

#2500098 - Friday 13 May 2011 2:20

37 wtf? I laughed only because you put "hahaha" at the end of your own comment.

360XBOXFTW | 0

#2500732 - Friday 13 May 2011 5:24

I don't think people understand. He was literally standing on a window and rapping.

360XBOXFTW | 0

#2500736 - Friday 13 May 2011 5:28

*she

pyper87 | 0

#2501588 - Friday 13 May 2011 8:33

maybe he meant tapped on the window? not rapped. just a spelling mistake. who says " I was rapping on a window and...." that just sounds stupid.

Plasmaxyz | 5

#2502578 - Friday 13 May 2011 13:50

Well if he meant tapped then what happening with the moderating process? I thought this would be either denied or at least edited before posting. Rapping on windows... PFFT