Anonymous
France
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
so not funny!
United States
GOT FML
Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
Anonymous
Suspicious Minds
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
#MurrayShow
Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML
Confused
Suspicious coincidence?
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Foiled by genetics
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Damn
Australia
Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Fmyhair
Norway
It's called fashion, Deborah
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Anonymous
Wheelers Hill, Australia
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Top comments
pilfpolf 0
its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene
olypicgold 0
you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.
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PuffySquid 0
Although about 500 other people have said it. Red hair is recessive, same with blonde hair and blue eyes. You should only worry if you kid comes out with black hair and brown eyes.
Dimaranien 1
#3 haha. :P
telisedai 0
Babies are born with strange colored hair, it's nothing to worry about. Maybe you should have read that when your wife was pregnant.
Listen2Music 0
my best friend is a red head you got a problem?
ohheytheree 0
no offence, but your a moron. blone and red hair are both resessive and if both of you carry the gene then obv. there was a chance of having a red head son.
ey_thru_zee 0
Yea, don't stress... my mom has red hair and my dad's hair is black. All 3 of us kids turned out with blonde hair. Unless you don't like the fact that your child isn't perfect by Hitler's standards... then I can't help you out.
dummkopf_fml 2
Probably because you inherited the non-red from your dad and the blonde from your mom. People with flaming-red hair have the blonde gene, plus the redness mutation. Darker hair makes red tint harder to see.
2good4you 0
1) that red hair will probably turn into another color 2) that's so mean, its ur freaking KID here!
naku_fml 0
ur kid will sign into fml.com one day and read this and hate his daddy for putting such a post up.
a1m2a3d4o5 0
how is this an FML it doesent really matter, and i dont know why i find that funny but HAHAHAHAHa
junebugalex 0
yeah, but isn't blonde hair a recessive gene ? i'm pretty sure it is, because that's what i have learned in biology this year. ahah. but i don't know what to tell you, but i do find this HIGHLY amusing.
dummkopf_fml 2
I learned that hair has a bazillion alleles and the exact shade of your hair depends on the proportion of light alleles to dark alleles.