Anonymous
France
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
so not funny!
United States
GOT FML
Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
Anonymous
Suspicious Minds
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
#MurrayShow
Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML
Confused
Suspicious coincidence?
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Foiled by genetics
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Damn
Australia
Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Fmyhair
Norway
It's called fashion, Deborah
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Anonymous
Wheelers Hill, Australia
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
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pilfpolf 0
its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene
olypicgold 0
you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.
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thekraken 0
GOOD GOD IT'S A GINGER! KILL IT BEFORE IT GETS YOU!
zavanna 1
... as if getting a red haired child is something to complain about. Actually, I am a redhead, and I have no problems with it. And my parents have no problem about that either. Focus on loving your child, not what hair colour he has.
jlynn1980 0
My dad- light brown hair My mom-black hair Me- Dark brown hair (makes sense) My hubby's dad- dark brown hair My hubbys mom- black hair Hubby- Started as a blonde but turned dark brown at age 10 (weird, but ok) Our kids, one light brown, and one red. Genes do funny things. If your that distrustful of your wife, I think you may have bigger problems than your kids hair color.
cryssycakesx3 23
my boyfriend has super light blonde straight hair as a kid. it's dark course and curly now
megsworld 0
That doesnt proove anything. My best friend's hair is realllyyyyy blonde, but both her parents and her brother are brunette. This is because, somewhere wayyyyyyy along the line, one (or both) of her parents have the genes for blonde hair. If your son is just a baby his hair colour may change, when I was really little my hair was bleach blonde but now its brunette, and I have some friends who were red heads when they were born. Bottom line: Its not positive your wife cheated. I think you should talk to her about it and tell her what you think, but don't automatically say you think she cheated on you. Make sense?
couldbworsemayb 0
Honestly dude hate tp call you a fool, but yeah your a fool... did you not take biology in high school? My sister is in middle school and even she knows about recessive genes... seriously be worrying about if the kids healthy... honestly his hair has about a 90% chance of changing color by the time hes 4 .....be thankful the kid didnt come out with ty dye hair... some red brown black mixed in w/ blonde streaks ...no offense to the people who would be thrilled....
jakeeybum 0
KILL IT IT'S THE SIGN OF THE DEVIL
F_YOUR_Life6 0
pay attention in class next time (no offense)
ritalinboy 1
GINGERVITIS
dankadank 0
HEY!! LETS ARGUE ABOUT BIOLOGY!!!! p.s. gingers suck
dankadank 0
ok actually i realized how much this sucks. you said redheaded BOY. some ginger girls can be pretty but the majority are hideous. i only know of one attractive ginger boy in the whole world