Anonymous
France
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
so not funny!
United States
GOT FML
Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
Anonymous
Suspicious Minds
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
#MurrayShow
Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML
Confused
Suspicious coincidence?
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Foiled by genetics
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Damn
Australia
Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Fmyhair
Norway
It's called fashion, Deborah
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Anonymous
Wheelers Hill, Australia
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Top comments
pilfpolf 0
its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene
olypicgold 0
you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.
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tbeaun 0
You should worry if the kid comes out with extremely black curly hair & your poolboy moonlights as a rap artist.
silversar59 0
hmm, strange. I thought that blonde hair was a recessive gene too... guess not?
drtimblin 0
Blonde is recessive, but red hair is double recessive (meaning only one parent has to have blonde hair gene for a kid to come out blonde but not every one will be blonde, but for red hair each parent must have a red recessive- if the parents have different color hair there is possibility child will come out redheaded no guarantee but of both parents are redheaded the child will be redheaded for sure because both parents have only red recessive genes since they are redheads too)
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Ginger gene, son.
ilovethissite123 0
WHAT THE **** thats NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT
Duracell88 0
My parents and my younger sister all have dark hair, dark eyes, and dark-ish complexions... I have red hair, green eyes, and pale, freckled, and easily burned skin... I wasn't switched at birth and my father is actually my father... Don't worry so much.
patrick13524 0
To the person who said raid hair is a recessive genome, Thats extremely wrong, in terms of hair color, brown is the dominant and blonde is recesive, however red hair isnt a result of genomes, it is actually i genetic mutation that occurs in the chromosome. So it is entirely possible for someone with blue eyes and blond hair to have a red haired child.
monkeebabes 3
..... i don't think its a big deal. you're kids can have any color of hair and can randomly pop up from way back in generatiions so i wouldnt really worry about it
australiaaaa 0
stock up on sunscreen, that kids gonna be in for some hellish sunburns
ththebulldog12 0
its alright, your kid probably won the genetic lottery and got the double-recessive trait from both of you. Don't freak out.....yet.
teamcullen8 0
How dare you make this FML. Most likely, your baby will outgrow the red hair and even if he doesn't you are still blessed! At least he doesn't have a disability! As a father you should love your child no matter what!