Anonymous
France
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
so not funny!
United States
GOT FML
Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
Anonymous
Suspicious Minds
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
#MurrayShow
Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML
Confused
Suspicious coincidence?
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Foiled by genetics
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Damn
Australia
Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Fmyhair
Norway
It's called fashion, Deborah
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Anonymous
Wheelers Hill, Australia
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Top comments
pilfpolf 0
its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene
olypicgold 0
you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.
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awdorable 0
How is this an FML? GINGERS RULE!!!!
iceblue723 0
biology class. DNA? ever hear of it?
moonlit_shadows 0
dude, pay attention in school. that is 7th grade stuff there. the gene for red hair is recessive, ANYONE, not just blonds can have the gene for red hair but not have red hair. but both parents would have to have the recessive gene to have a child with red hair. and no its not a mutation! nor does the gene for hair come from the mother, it comes from both parents equally. that is just stupid medieval thinking there. and if you just upset that your child is a redhead, you need to stop being so damn prejudice!!!! oh also if your childs eyes stay blue, the hair color will either stay red or get lighter or turn blond. if his eyes turn brown, his hair will probably get darker or turn brown. it has to do with the pigments...
JournalKeeper 0
Omg what is wrong with you do you people always assume your wife ****** another man? Gosh both my husband and I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my son came out with red hair. delete this shit it's stupid and i hope your life really *****
Stpatch754 0
you kno the ginger gene is in every white person. so it is very possible it is your child ur just being and un trusting dick.
IndieRox 0
I have red hair and both my parents ar brunettes. Red is a recessive trait. The only thing you should worry about is the lack of faith you have in your wife.
omghappy 0
My parents have brown hair, as well as all three of my siblings, but I have blonde hair. No one on my mom's side has blonde hair either, nor my dad's, except his father. It's pretty common, but sometimes your hair color changes as you grow older. My best friend was born with red hair, but is now a blonde.
FaithX 0
YDI for not paying attention in school. I feel bad for you wife and the extra stress she's going to have deal with because of you being uninformed.
sugar_407 0
uh yeah it doesn't really matter. I'm blonde and no one on either side of my family, other then my brother, has blonde hair. So YDI for being an idiot and not knowing this kind of things
all4acrazyblonde 0
Most blondes start out as red heads. I had red hair when I was born my hair is now a dirty blonde.