Anonymous
France
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
so not funny!
United States
GOT FML
Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
Anonymous
Suspicious Minds
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
#MurrayShow
Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML
Confused
Suspicious coincidence?
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Foiled by genetics
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Damn
Australia
Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Fmyhair
Norway
It's called fashion, Deborah
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Anonymous
Wheelers Hill, Australia
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Top comments
pilfpolf 0
its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene
olypicgold 0
you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.
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11dibarig 0
LifeSUCKS143 0
LMAO I love how #33 expressed it. I agree with everyone who said "study genetics" in some form.
purple_buttons 0
The reason your life is f**ked is cuz your an idiot. Your wife isnt cheating on you. take a ******* biology course
Rilan 0
You're an idiot. Did you take biology? The gene for red hair is recessive.
reason_fml 0
@ #4, that still doesn't mean anything. I have a friend who is black, both his parents are white, he was not adopted and his mother did not cheat. He just had a great, great, great, great grandmother who was black.
dancinpaws5678 0
I don't think it's about his wife cheating.. I think he's mad he has a ginger kid.. They have no souls.
rustyxpenguin 0
my grandparents were blonde and my dad is a redhead. so don't worry lol. maybe it skips generations
Rorschach_fml 0
You're in luck! The genetics of hair color hasn't been fully established. One theory says that there are 2 genes for hair, one being brown/blonde and the other being red/not red. By this theory, you and your wife could have blonde hair but each have one recessive gene for red hair, making it possible to have a red-haired child. Full quote: "The genetics of hair colors are not yet firmly established. According to one theory, at least two gene pairs control human hair color. One gene, which is a brown/blonde pair, has a dominant brown allele and a recessive blonde allele. A person with a brown allele will have brown hair; a person with no brown alleles will be blonde. This also explains why two brown-haired parents can produce a blonde-haired child. The other gene pair is a not-red/red pair, where the not-red allele (which suppresses production of pheomelanin) is dominant and the allele for red hair is recessive. Since the two gene pairs both govern hair color, a person with two copies of the red-haired allele will have red hair, but it will be either auburn or bright reddish orange depending upon whether the first gene pair gives brown or blonde hair, respectively."
gatorgirl7563 22
what about black hair?
iwannabeapundit 0
There is a possibility that the kid will turn blonde later on. I was born a redhead, but my hair turned a nice shade of light blonde by the time I was 4.
laniparis 13
I was blonde for three days before my hair turned red.
ErinPinelli 24
Same
littlec_fml 0
ressesive genes, Fool!