By TCRII - 13/06/2018 15:52

Today, my estranged wife, who I am divorcing, asked me to find homes for our animals. I have a dog, which I am keeping. She has 3 dogs, 4 cats, 1 pig, 3 goats, 2 horses and 54 chickens. FML
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jbuckets_404 38
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OP, Your name wouldn't happen to be "Noah," would it by any chance?

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Vern Ehlers 5
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Offer to have a pig roast, with sides of fried chicken, and curried goat. Then take a trip to the glue factory, and end your day at a local Chinese restaurant.

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DorrieBelle 10
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Is Old MacDonald still single ? Set him up with your ex and all her livestock !

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jbuckets_404 38
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OP, Your name wouldn't happen to be "Noah," would it by any chance?

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Dave_Davington 33
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Nah, the numbers are all wrong.

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RichardPencil 30
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My name is No, My sign is No, My number is No.

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Zekfen 17

Tell her the local Chinese restaurant has offered to take them off your hands, bet she finds them a home herself after that!

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fabs1171 23
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No partridge in a pear tree?

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Spiritbird 17
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Divorce her now while you still have time. Otherwise this crackpot will raise a zoo and ask you to find a fucking jungle for them before you separate, in future.

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Zekfen 17

He stated that she is estranged (separated) and that he is divorcing her....

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Spiritbird 17
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Who cares? Why to go in secondary details? Main thing i wanted to say was don't give her more time so she increases her animal squad.

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littlenightowl 22
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if you have a no-kill animal shelter nearby, they should take them! I don’t know how it is where you are, but my county shelter takes livestock; definitely ask and see if they can take them, or if they know organizations who can

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Vern Ehlers 5
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Offer to have a pig roast, with sides of fried chicken, and curried goat. Then take a trip to the glue factory, and end your day at a local Chinese restaurant.

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Yudith 21
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You know horse meat is delicious and nutritious, right?

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manofmerr 27
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and i feel like you should specify which animal goes to the chinese restaurant.

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Michael Griffin 4
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Ammo is cheap. build a big fire. invite everyone you know over. problem solved.

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RichardPencil 30
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The English language has a great word for such requests: No. Learn it, use it.

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DanaeZee 18
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Damn it, Old McDonald, this is so sad. Hope you keep the farm....Ee a ee a oh!

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