Today, my estranged wife, who I am divorcing, asked me to find homes for our animals. I have a dog, which I am keeping. She has 3 dogs, 4 cats, 1 pig, 3 goats, 2 horses and 54 chickens. FML
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jbuckets_404
| 38
OP, Your name wouldn't happen to be "Noah," would it by any chance?
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Vern Ehlers
| 5
Offer to have a pig roast, with sides of fried chicken, and curried goat. Then take a trip to the glue factory, and end your day at a local Chinese restaurant.
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DorrieBelle
| 10
Is Old MacDonald still single ? Set him up with your ex and all her livestock !
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jbuckets_404
| 38
OP, Your name wouldn't happen to be "Noah," would it by any chance?
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Nah, the numbers are all wrong.
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RichardPencil
| 30
My name is No,
My sign is No,
My number is No.
My sign is No,
My number is No.
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Zekfen
| 17
Tell her the local Chinese restaurant has offered to take them off your hands, bet she finds them a home herself after that!
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fabs1171
| 23
No partridge in a pear tree?
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Spiritbird
| 17
Divorce her now while you still have time. Otherwise this crackpot will raise a zoo and ask you to find a fucking jungle for them before you separate, in future.
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Zekfen
| 17
He stated that she is estranged (separated) and that he is divorcing her....
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Spiritbird
| 17
Who cares? Why to go in secondary details? Main thing i wanted to say was don't give her more time so she increases her animal squad.
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littlenightowl
| 22
if you have a no-kill animal shelter nearby, they should take them! I don’t know how it is where you are, but my county shelter takes livestock; definitely ask and see if they can take them, or if they know organizations who can
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Vern Ehlers
| 5
Offer to have a pig roast, with sides of fried chicken, and curried goat. Then take a trip to the glue factory, and end your day at a local Chinese restaurant.
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Yudith
| 20
You know horse meat is delicious and nutritious, right?
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Michael Griffin
| 4
Ammo is cheap. build a big fire. invite everyone you know over. problem solved.
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RichardPencil
| 30
The English language has a great word for such requests: No.
Learn it, use it.
Learn it, use it.
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DanaeZee
| 18
Damn it, Old McDonald, this is so sad.
Hope you keep the farm....Ee a ee a oh!
Hope you keep the farm....Ee a ee a oh!