Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, my psycho sister came home. Why did she leave? To manipulate my parents to let her live here rent free. My mother built her a new bedroom, twice the size of my unit, so she can fuck my ex with privacy. She earns 4 times what I do, but doesn't have to pay rent. I own the house with mum. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
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xrainbowshadowx 17
Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.
SuperKnuckels 6
i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.
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Comments (210)
BlackHarry 0
Oh I would have so much fun with that woman.....
SILVERSTAR_6 17
The gov't is spying on u through smart meters, appliances , the kinect systems , other video game consoles, through cameras everywhere, the Internet, etc. they also talk about microchipping u at birth and are implementing it on a small scale...soon it'll be required to get a RFID chip. But I really don't believe in that shape shifting lizard stuff tho.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Wear a tinfoil hat and tell her the aliens are coming to get her.
sceptic 1
**** you. For better or for worse, and if your wife's mom has psychiatric issues, deal with them with decency. You're a piss of shit for talking down about someone with such problems, and if it were my husband behaving this way, he would no longer be my husband. You ******* asshole
greeneye_fml 12
Get over yourself, drama queen. If you were my wife I'd divorce your ass for your 'holier-than-thou' soapbox blabbering. Why don't you offer a plane ticket so psycho grammy can come live with you?
godofwar8899 10
How about instead of you getting so defensive and hurtful you realize that maybe she has another problem where she could snap and hurt him or ect. Oh and let's not forget what he could be going through personally. And by the way you reacted just now neither me or any of my friends would ever want to be husbands to such a low blowing "woman". Maybe you should check your own personal life before you go judging others. Just saying.
sceptic 1
*piece
MsMeiriona 2
Someone doesn't know the meaning of the word wench.
brocker17 0
penis
soundandshock 0
Send her to write for Doctor Who
iHateHippiesToo 6
This could be a lot of fun. Play into her fantasies, you can use her paranoia to drive her out.
Jaoriprilj 17
Uhh, I thought it was common knowledge that the PM IS a shape-shifting lizard who wants to put microchips in everyone? How does OP not know this? O_o :)