Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
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Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
Today, I learned that my married mom has been having an affair with my best friend for over a year. When I tried to fight him, he knocked me on my ass and said, "Your mom is sexy, and your dad's tiny dick wasn't good enough for her. Don't screw this up for me or I'll beat your ass." FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
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PeopleLikeGrapes 12
Damn, **** your dad's life too.
khorstmye 15
Let's just go right ahead and get that open bar going..
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Comments (162)
Raath00 7
Well he wasn't lying... Bad timing, but at least not a lie
nekminnet 13
Well that's just selfish timing. I'm sorry that you had to deal with that on your wedding day.
itsme82 18
To all of you saying it was okay for a man to hit a woman. As a survivor of DV you make me sick. Op, I'm sorry your mom ruined your special day. Congrats!!
Sometime 6
Im sorry that you went through domestic violence yourself. But the old saying is 'never hit a lady' not 'never hit a woman'. I honestly feel that after OP's mom said she had an affair, she no qualified to be a 'lady' and deserved to be hit.
DoomedGemini 38
Is it okay for a woman to hit a man then? I'm sorry you went through that, but your wording bothers me.
acf1233 16
Honesty is great and all, but the whole time and place thing should have come into play here.
Sometime 6
The old saying is 'never hit a lady' I honestly feel that after the antics OP's mother pulled, she's no longer a 'lady' and deserved what she had coming for her. That being said, OP I wish you luck for the future and hopefully things will work out.
ekalfhsa 2
I do think there's a distinction between domestic violence and a slap on the face - long regarded as a reactive sign of high offense - after news that your spouse has frickin cheated. Not condoning it, but I really don't blame the dad for that. If genders were reversed, it would be almost expected.
gracehi 33
Odd place and time to confess to an affair.
talicaroxi 25
I want a she deserved it button
squinch 16
I want a "You're a horrible person," button, but it seems we're both out of luck there.
Jryan952015 7
The slap was to much. But I would have called her a ***** and thanked her for ruining a special night
MDoremis 38
Take a lesson from Sir Patrick Stewart and his views on domestic violence for everyone who is saying she deserved it. His speeches are really quite wonderful and moving. Violence is never, ever the answer. It doesn't matter what she did, she doesn't deserve to be hit. And even if you go the inverse and he had the affair, it still would not have been okay for her to slap him.
confused_wandere 26
But it would be fine for her to hit him if he was the cheater wouldn't it?
MDoremis 38
Go right ahead and reread that last sentence.
confused_wandere 26
Ah. I didn't see that bit. Sorry!
kmelad 15
he didn't hit her so he can find the "answer".. he wanted to hurt her like she hurt him... the physical pain coming from the slap is nothing compared with the pain and the heart ache finding out that your wife the mother of your daughter who is about to get married fu*ked another man. it's wrong thing to do but it's understandable.