Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
Today, I learned that my married mom has been having an affair with my best friend for over a year. When I tried to fight him, he knocked me on my ass and said, "Your mom is sexy, and your dad's tiny dick wasn't good enough for her. Don't screw this up for me or I'll beat your ass." FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
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PeopleLikeGrapes 12
Damn, **** your dad's life too.
khorstmye 15
Let's just go right ahead and get that open bar going..
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Comments (162)
olpally 33
BITCH SLAP! Man, that's so ****** up.
kiniristimothy 14
Did you slap your dad? I beat the crap out of mine when he hit my mom
hank0311 10
Oh come on now she was getting choked and slayed by other dudes she can take a good beating
Lalala579121 28
I probably would have slapped my mom in this situation. She did kind of deserve it, not just for cheating but for deciding to admit it during her daughter's wedding. And it's not like he reared back and clocked her one, it was just a slap.
hank0311 10
Yeah that is insane. I would feel bad for my dad but at the same time it is your day. Dam can I have a moment or do you need to take that away by admitting your a *****. This could not have waiting until everyone was drunk at the reception? Lol just saying
PurpleMyth 28
The mom had a ******* affair. If you ask me, that deserves a slap on the face and a kick in the shins
Lalala579121 28
Some parents just need to be the center of attention at all times... Really bitch move on your mother's part.
idefka 34
I'm assuming your parents aren't from Canada
Fmlreadermostly 20
Not the time or the place. Congratulations on your wedding!
kenodupe 13
The bitxh deserved it but you disnt man FYL
HWICUNow 10
ok, you can't blame that on spell check
heyLaddieHey 18
At least you and too our guests have a funny wedding story!!
confused_wandere 26
Because finding out your mother is cheating on your father and then said father slapping her all during your wedding is so hilarious isn't it?
daddysgirl8 21
I totally thought that was going somewhere kinky.
jttorkildson 21
No one deserves to be hit, for any reason. If you start by saying that a woman deserves to be hit for having an affair or ruining her daughters wedding, you're only steps away from saying she deserves it for cooking dinner wrong, or laughing too loudly, or using the wrong fork, or existing.
crandel 11
When you say "no one", do you actually mean "no woman"? Because it sounds like your problem is not with violence, but with the fact the victim was a woman.
talicaroxi 25
No it isn't. if you think like that then that's screwed up. she got a slap for being a cheating hussy. nothing like cooking dinner wrong
Mynamewontfi 40
Because cooking dinner wrong or laughing too loud is the same as having an affair, right? Don't be stupid. Yes, violence over little things is terrible, but OP's mom ******* cheated on her husband and thought it was a great time to admit this on a weddingday. She deserved to be hit.
charlespaintin14 4
The problem is, I suspect that you automatically view the woman as the victim and the man as the abuser in every default situation. That is preventing you from examinng this situation logically. The wife cheated on him, and humiliated him by mentioning it publicly, and selfishly ruined the day for her daughter, all in one fell swoop. It does a disservice to women, to defend her bad behavior just because you both share a ******. Think about it. If a guy was going around doing that stuff, I wouldn't support him! I can bet money if the dad was cheating on his wife, and then bragged about it during his daughters wedding and humiliated the wife publicly, I bet you would cheer and clap when the wife naturally gets angry and slaps him (as you should). A slap for his wife cheating, although technically/legally violence, is far removed from the big mean drunken guy who beats his wife up for cooking dinner wrong. I mean you're using a strawman fallacy to try to misrepresent what happened.
jttorkildson 21
I didn't say that they were the exact same thing, I'm saying its a slippery slope. When you start saying someone deserves to be hit for someone reason, it tells people that it's ok to physically punish people who they believe wronged them. And yes, I do mean anyone. I don't care if someone is male or female, they don't deserve to be hit.
saffy66 34
Great timing, mama...