Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
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Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
Today, I learned that my married mom has been having an affair with my best friend for over a year. When I tried to fight him, he knocked me on my ass and said, "Your mom is sexy, and your dad's tiny dick wasn't good enough for her. Don't screw this up for me or I'll beat your ass." FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
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PeopleLikeGrapes 12
Damn, **** your dad's life too.
khorstmye 15
Let's just go right ahead and get that open bar going..
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Comments (162)
charlespaintin14 4
I dont support domestic violence. (the dad) I also don't support cheaters, or selfish people (the mom) ruining weddings on purpose. With that said, Ive never hit a woman before in my life. But if I had a wife for many years, and she haughtily sneered at me and confessed to an affair during my daughters wedding, I honestly might have just lost it. So I can understand, as a human being, the level of pure evil that woman was emitting and how that man was probably under a huge amount of emotional duress.
squinch 16
You're making a lot of assumptions to fit your reaction. When in reality absolutely none of us know how the situation presented itself and it still stands that violence is not the answer.
Candied_person 13
Maybe she (your mother ) has by proxy
kelzo5 5
That's a pretty controlled reaction
confused_wandere 26
This website defines the modern day. FML about man cheating on woman "I'm sure he'll come up with some pathetic excuse. You should have kicked him in the nuts, the cheating bastard!" FML about woman cheating on man "Maybe she had a good reason for cheating. You don't know her story.You should never hit your wife, even if she cheated. Horrible abusive man." You shouldn't hit your partner regardless of their gender. How is encouraging women to hit men acceptable but the reverse abhorrent? The modern world is so weird, and not in a good way.
writerchic85 26
Kick them both out. They have no right to ruin such a happy occasion. Yeah it sucks to be your dad but he should not have hit your mom or caused a scene. And your mom should have picked a better time to come clean. They're both idiots.
CoolCookie210 22
I'm going to say just **** the lives of everyone involved
hardcorefan16 22
I honestly wouldn't know what my dad would do if he found out my mom was having an affair too so goodluck!
Richard6036 13
Boy they certainly picked the right time to air out their issues maybe they could've picked a more appropriate time like Saying it in front of the priest
ILikeKoalas 24
It's horrible, that your mother would decide to tell him at your wedding!!!
radioactiveXcow 14
Wow, your mom sure did choose some beautiful timing to get that off of her chest... I'm kinda curious for a follow up here. I hope your wedding wasn't completely ruined, love.