Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
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Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
Today, I learned that my married mom has been having an affair with my best friend for over a year. When I tried to fight him, he knocked me on my ass and said, "Your mom is sexy, and your dad's tiny dick wasn't good enough for her. Don't screw this up for me or I'll beat your ass." FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
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PeopleLikeGrapes 12
Damn, **** your dad's life too.
khorstmye 15
Let's just go right ahead and get that open bar going..
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Comments (162)
btpakash 9
dmmm who the **** **** is that.....don't tense...congrats enjoy every moment.
confused_wandere 26
Well that was ALMOST English...
Jorgen_fml 16
This is probably the worse situation I've read on this app. Im sorry.
shadowdragon0820 20
at least she's honest..
eski2015 22
She was probably being an attention *****
smoothies14 32
I'm very afraid my fiancé's parents will do this at our wedding.
_heavenlysasa 16
Does your mom not know that saying "There's a time and a place for everything?"
kaylie1027 4
if i was u i wouldn't talk to her anymore cause then she could have got u a disease. going from person to person
Witchylady 18
Why would she admit something like that at your wedding of all places and in such a public forum. Why? Why? Why? That is a wedding memory you will never forget. But may have been your wedding day but it could very well end up the day where your parents agree to a divorce. Sorry OP
davey_r33 3
I feel like the mom felt the dad wouldn't react because they were at the wedding. But she was dead wrong. She is the asshole even if he did hit her
davey_r33 3
Your mom did it thinking your dad wouldn't react there and she'd have it off her chest and feel like the whole thing was fine. But she was wrong and he did react