Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
Today, I learned that my married mom has been having an affair with my best friend for over a year. When I tried to fight him, he knocked me on my ass and said, "Your mom is sexy, and your dad's tiny dick wasn't good enough for her. Don't screw this up for me or I'll beat your ass." FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
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PeopleLikeGrapes 12
Damn, **** your dad's life too.
khorstmye 15
Let's just go right ahead and get that open bar going..
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Comments (162)
Ilovelife93 9
Dude...I would've sucker punched your dad for slapping your mom!!!! I'm so sorry you had to witness that, OP
confused_wandere 26
So you'd just completely ignore the fact that your mother has been cheating on your father would you? I tell you what, the pain of a slap hurts so much less than the pain of being cheated on, and it's over in seconds. The emotional scars of being cheated on are with you for quite some time. I'd rather have a slap than be cheated on any day.
writergirl1029 17
It seems like your parents are both absolutely delightful. I'm sorry, OP. Some people can't get their selfish heads out of their own asses for one day to let their own kids celebrate a union of love. Go on your honeymoon and try to forget about them for a bit until you get back. And also remember, you and your spouse will have many days ahead of you to enjoy each other. Don't let your parents ruin that.
tomvertigo 17
They both sound like drama queens. Your mom for revealing that at the wedding and him for causing a scene. Sorry OP, that sucks. As an aside I expressly advise you speak to each of them individually about how they've tarnished what should be a cherished, happy moment in your life with their squabbling.
morgball10 4
Whoa, I feel like that was something your mother could have waited to confess. Perhaps she wanted to ruin your day?
PunkPrincess_fml 11
Please tell us why she chose your wedding as the occasion to reveal that secret.
dragkyre 4
Sucks about your wedding. Though I'd slap her too so....
MozillaHostile 21
Well he ain't wrong.
Becca34 31
Too bad the groom's bride('s mom) is a *****. I CHimE IN WiTH HaVen'T YOu......
ArcheryArtist 20
Well she deserves what he did to her, but it wasn't an appropriate place to do that. It especially wasn't an appropriate place to admit to having a ******* affair.
EclipseCandy6 24
How dare they do this at your WEDDING!! But I hope he gave her a good one. Cheaters make me sick. Sorry about all of it OP