Miscellaneous: Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By loveloves154 - 30/03/2018 15:00

Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML

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By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

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By Malakai - 23/10/2018 22:00

Today, after taking a massive shit, I flushed the toilet and it clogged. It flooded to the brim and the shit came rising to the top. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed some toilet paper and picked it up, ran to my balcony, and launched it. It landed on my neighbor's car. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2015 15:32 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 18:00

Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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cymruambyth 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:48

well it does have a crappy job

jbird1193 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:55

finally, a comedian posts something on this site

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irokyoursox 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:59

toilets have standards too

coltsluvr123 2

Monday 23 May 2011 1:48

well put napoleon

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 23 May 2011 1:56

Yeah, American Standards.

FarSide 22

Monday 23 May 2011 2:14

LOL. Funny.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 23 May 2011 3:00

TIJD, your comment cracked me up! I see you shop at Home Depot too! (:

Aerious 0

Monday 23 May 2011 0:01

All the puns are being voted down. ;(

cymruambyth 0

Monday 23 May 2011 0:04

except mine +1! woohoo!:D

Aerious 0

Monday 23 May 2011 0:21

You're cool.

RileyL29 0

Monday 23 May 2011 11:53

No. YOU, 35. You're like 15 and you have an iPhone. SO COOL.

Aerious 0

Monday 23 May 2011 21:32

So what if I have an iPhone?

username432 0

Monday 23 May 2011 0:01

bud-hum chhhhssss

PrickHead 0

Monday 23 May 2011 0:02

well aint that some shit

Shroomer 0

Monday 23 May 2011 0:02

u need to shit more often instead of unloading a week's worth at once

seraphxchild 3

Monday 23 May 2011 0:04

ha. puns.

ILoveTabz 0

Monday 23 May 2011 0:04

damn! uhmm go get a plunger QUICK!

livvyluvlaf 8

Monday 23 May 2011 3:46

too late :)

ILoveTabz 0

Monday 23 May 2011 3:58

damnit! he shoulda been a plumer! :)

atomicbaboon 0

Monday 23 May 2011 7:35

and you shoulda been a speler! :)

ILoveTabz 0

Monday 23 May 2011 13:40

your picture made me laugh :)

skorpien 1

Monday 23 May 2011 19:03

143, maybe she meant a person who puts the feather in those fancy hats? Not quite sure how that's relevant though…

BAMF519 0

Monday 23 May 2011 0:06

o shit that's bad:)!

kalbrek009 20

Monday 23 May 2011 0:07

sorry OP but this one made me LOL & made my day. :)

ohmygaaawsh29 0

Monday 23 May 2011 0:08

probably the most witty FML I've ever read.

awardZu 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:01

Agreed. I'm happy to see someone could laugh at their problem, instead of the usual 'pity me' crap they spew.

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