By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML
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Madrias 36
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"I'm sick of this shit! I quit!"

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Zekfen 17

It was the scales fault, an elaborate suicide scheme. It just wanted the pain of you stepping on it over and over again to end.

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Charlie Given 25
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Damn!!! what did you eat for lunch a 100 bean burritos 🤣🤣😂

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Madrias 36
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"I'm sick of this shit! I quit!"

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Zekfen 17

It was the scales fault, an elaborate suicide scheme. It just wanted the pain of you stepping on it over and over again to end.

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AzrielB 8

It could have been worse, could have broken after you were done

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RichardPencil 30
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Your scale was relieved that it doesn’t have to bear your toilet-shattering weight anymore.

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TyrionLannister 17
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Not the most dramatic thing to have ever happened on a toilet, I'm afraid.

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Davros 12
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I guess you've been de-throned.

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Tarlachia 33
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I’d tell you to weigh the consequences of your shituation, but that’d be making a crack at your demise.

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pjsr 32
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Dang! And I bet you would have weighed a lot less after that toilet-shattering movement.

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boopingsnoot 24

I hope you’ve got more than one bathroom...

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