By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 892
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"I'm sick of this shit! I quit!"

It was the scales fault, an elaborate suicide scheme. It just wanted the pain of you stepping on it over and over again to end.

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Damn!!! what did you eat for lunch a 100 bean burritos 🤣🤣😂

"I'm sick of this shit! I quit!"

It was the scales fault, an elaborate suicide scheme. It just wanted the pain of you stepping on it over and over again to end.

It could have been worse, could have broken after you were done

Your scale was relieved that it doesn’t have to bear your toilet-shattering weight anymore.

Not the most dramatic thing to have ever happened on a toilet, I'm afraid.

I guess you've been de-throned.

I’d tell you to weigh the consequences of your shituation, but that’d be making a crack at your demise.

Dang! And I bet you would have weighed a lot less after that toilet-shattering movement.

I hope you’ve got more than one bathroom...