Kids: Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming...

By Bewildered - 10/09/2009 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML

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Today, my son displayed an interest in chess, and asked me to teach him to play. Five minutes in, I captured his queen. He screamed "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammed his fist down on his pieces, and started crying because of the pain. He's fourteen years-old. FML

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By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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Friday 11 September 2009 1:58

Your son needs a life. :| Seriously, he sounds like one of those kids who think that video games are equivalent to real life in importance.

ViCT0RiA_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:02

Wow, seriously #8? That's messed up. Why don't you tell your mother that.

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zackmcguire91 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:15

don't play games competitively with the as$hole

Kharaman 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:21

I think someone needs a break from video games. Probably all electronics, for that matter.

kukopia 0

Friday 11 September 2009 17:07

He doesn't want to see you?? Fine. Tell him you expect him to move out ASAP. In the mean time, don't cook or clean for him. Don't have any food in the house. Put all his things in bags and boxes, next to the door. Give the little bitch what he's asking for!!!

TonyHighwind 0

Friday 11 September 2009 17:13

Man, I want kids, but I never, ever want teenagers. Tell him to step his crappy game up if he wants to get all huffy about it. Either that or take a belt to his ass.

C2Ultima 0

Friday 11 September 2009 17:27

Hah. What a fag.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Friday 11 September 2009 17:39

then don't do that. jeez. think people would realize by now that if they raised a kid to be a brat, that's what's to be expected. even if he is a teen, i place the blame squarely on your shoulders. YDI, and YD whatever gruesome death that was wished upon you. (since it's the internet and all, and you can't hear it, it's sarcasm at it's finest, in Gilbert Gottfried's voice)

Liviify24 0

Friday 11 September 2009 18:41

Haha, thats hilarious...

nirvan5a 1

Friday 11 September 2009 18:42

ahahahaha

Stellaritsmeg 0

Friday 11 September 2009 18:47

I'm sure he wasn't that serious... I do that to my mom. JOKINGLY, and she understands and laughs.. He's probably just irritated.. or he's batshit crazy