Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I discovered that my 17-year-old daughter received several weird deposits from Paypal. I checked her phone to discover that she had changed the password for the first time in years. Fearing drugs, I confronted her. She broke down and confessed to selling rare digital Pokemon on eBay. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
Today, my daughter asked to use my phone to find hers. Instead, she sent multiple messages to my boyfriend, trying to break up with him. When asked why she did it, she said it’s because she wants me to get back with her father. This would be somewhat understandable if she wasn’t 32 years-old. FML
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1217jonathan 15
Take that back from her, so she gets nothing !
fk18 27
I worry for the future generation
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xTwinkies1 14
spoil much? when I was a teenager I didn't even had a phone. what a sad generation.
Abbidon 4
Take back the phone. That's disrespectful to people who actually struggle with suicidal thoughts and depression and just not ok to put anyone through. I am so sorry.
alexis9198 9
What a spoiled bitch. return the phone and make her pay for her own. im 15 and have a galaxy s5 and I paid for it and it makes me appreciate it alot more!
allisoncat7 8
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my iPhone. But she's just a spoilt brat. Take it away or give her a Nokia. Ask if she wants a Nokia brick invincible phone or a Samsung. If she continues to bitch about not having an iPhone take it away altogether. She doesn't DESERVE a phone. I liked my Samsung. A Samsung was my first phone. It was an older one I got when I was 10. Yes I got it when I was young but don't judge. Now I have an iPhone 5c.
MikeyThePikey 3
should have gotten her a Nokia3210
L0VEBUG 6
that is ******* redicilous.....I bet she gets whatever she wants whats....and if she doesn't she complains about how her life sucks so bad..you know she should be lucky she gets to eat and a hoise to live in....really ******* faking suicide over a damn phone??? stupid spoiled bitch! I hope you took that damn phone away...or maybe teach her a lesson and take everything she has away exept for one pair of clothes her bed a pillow and a blanket and show her how less unfortunate people live maybe she will be more greatful....stupid spoiled brat!
sniperdog6518 5
How do I spell spoiled bitch
JKPwnage 27
Damn it, society...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Congratulations. You've raised a spoiled, psychotic, immature brat. I'd take the phone away and then she wouldn't have ANY phone! Or computer, Internet, TV, etc. Just...wow. Suicide is nothing to joke about, and especially for that stupid of a reason. I hope you punished her, OP. Don't let her get away with that!
why57why 21
Oh look at me I'm a privileged white girl who thinks my life is hard because my dad got me the wrong phone I should go cut myself *cry* *cry* I really worry about this generation