Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I discovered that my 17-year-old daughter received several weird deposits from Paypal. I checked her phone to discover that she had changed the password for the first time in years. Fearing drugs, I confronted her. She broke down and confessed to selling rare digital Pokemon on eBay. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
Today, my daughter asked to use my phone to find hers. Instead, she sent multiple messages to my boyfriend, trying to break up with him. When asked why she did it, she said it’s because she wants me to get back with her father. This would be somewhat understandable if she wasn’t 32 years-old. FML
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1217jonathan 15
Take that back from her, so she gets nothing !
fk18 27
I worry for the future generation
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Comments (356)
fader48080 10
this is a child you haven't hit nearly enough or way too much. either way the damage is done just pray she grows up pretty enough to be a trophy wife.
jeesh10 10
Wow. Everyone knows Android is better. /sarcasm
Miss_Chevious 37
Because Samsung is worth dying for!
3moPopSickle 6
Brat should buy her own phone so she appreciates it more
emeraldmaz 9
So... If she doesn't want it, can I have the Samsung?
blackonblight 33
Looks like the phones getting returned in favor of mandatory shrink time.
clawfossil2 4
personally I think Samsung's are better! just less "mainstream"
midnightloser 6
Really you guys?!? Stop telling her how to punish her child! She can do what she wants. And stop calling her a "spoiled brat" or "brat" or "spoiled" if she were spoiled she would have a phone already. Not have to wait for a birthday or wait till shes a certain age or make her have to wait till she is a teen. Plus everyone is a brat at some point in there life. You dont know how this girl is everyday so stop judging her on one thing that you know about her. It says FAKED not actual suicide. You dont know her whole life so stop calling her names and judging her on one event In her life.
fader48080 10
No your wrong this child is clearly spoiled as any proper child would be thankful for the phone period. and frankly if your this bothered by this reaction you should really avoid the comments in every FML pretty much ever.
AngryRussianGuy 13
Are you OPs daughter?
dd2394 1
*their life.
xxreikoxx 31
#255 I worry for your future kids, should you choose to have any.
BigDan925 9
don't worry she'll soon realize how superior Samsung is to Apple.
kohor 11
your daughter needs to learn to appreciate the gifts given to her