Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I discovered that my 17-year-old daughter received several weird deposits from Paypal. I checked her phone to discover that she had changed the password for the first time in years. Fearing drugs, I confronted her. She broke down and confessed to selling rare digital Pokemon on eBay. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
Today, my daughter asked to use my phone to find hers. Instead, she sent multiple messages to my boyfriend, trying to break up with him. When asked why she did it, she said it’s because she wants me to get back with her father. This would be somewhat understandable if she wasn’t 32 years-old. FML
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1217jonathan 15
Take that back from her, so she gets nothing !
fk18 27
I worry for the future generation
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Comments (356)
katina1236 20
Wow I would take the phone back and make her get a job, and buy her own damn phone. Faked a suicide that's insane
pensacolalady 10
So, Christmas or whatever gift giving holiday is next, get her nothing! I did that once to teach my oldest a lesson. It was hard but it had to be done. Now, this was before computers & cell phones but it worked! my kids are all grown & not spoiled!
nlow79 3
killl her. it'll teach her to never play dead in the future.
twodotgirl 8
Samsung's are better
stacks6 1
Lol
aliyahstars 7
Honestly that's ridicules, I take away the phone and give her nothing, I'm 12 years old and if Honestly of you are dumb enough to buy her the iphone then I feel bad for you and your daughter cuz that's how your raising her
rembe808 5
Your daughter needs to learn a lesson. Maybe take away her phone for a few months?
CommanderMan30 1
Your daughter must be an idiot because Apple sucks. Samsung currently has the best phone on the market. #S5
vikky538 29
tine for grounding...
tuffer 3
ew. android tops.iphone. any day.