Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I discovered that my 17-year-old daughter received several weird deposits from Paypal. I checked her phone to discover that she had changed the password for the first time in years. Fearing drugs, I confronted her. She broke down and confessed to selling rare digital Pokemon on eBay. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
Today, my daughter asked to use my phone to find hers. Instead, she sent multiple messages to my boyfriend, trying to break up with him. When asked why she did it, she said it’s because she wants me to get back with her father. This would be somewhat understandable if she wasn’t 32 years-old. FML
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1217jonathan 15
Take that back from her, so she gets nothing !
fk18 27
I worry for the future generation
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Comments (356)
Amie89 20
Please, PLEASE tell me you took it away and said something like, "If you can't be grateful for what you're given, you don't deserve it"?!
Jayy_Dash23 9
yea she needs to be shot. mental people don't even deserve samsung. -.-
kenb123 4
I would do the same thing if I got a Samsung instead of iPhone
tianyiwei 17
this is why aliens won't visit us
salman_albalushi 19
Samsung? Really? Dam!
demonhunter3220 14
Next year, buy her a rope an a foot stool. Tell her to take a hint.
RainbowBitch15 11
#184 Please don't ever reproduce. We don't need more assholes in the world. Suicide is not a damn joke. People like you seriously need to have your mouths sewed shut.
Chezzlova 5
You raised her.
Randomxnp 10
Worst thing is what an idiot she is. My HTC is damaged, I am having to use my iPhone 5 again, and it is irritating me no end. Android phones are far better.
Llama_Face89 34
What's wrong with her?! iPhones are terrible!! And while I may be on my iPhone at the moment, rest assured I hate it passionately and will be going with a Galaxy S5 when my next upgrade rolls around. XD
kirbyh 3
Yeah I'd kill myself too if I had to use a Samsung device.
more4me 27
OK then. RIP!
tianyiwei 17
I'll send an S5 ur way
lacrosse_53 10
Samsungs are way better than iphones