Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid having the same break as my annoying coworker, I went a little earlier than I usually do. Guess who got moved to a position with an early break? She sat next to me. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML
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damn_all 22
What a bunch of ass wads. I hate how rude people can be these days
Kalipczo 21
That's pretty rude, but maybe there's a reason behind why they did it? Are you the type of student who pushes all the work onto others when it comes to groups? If so I understand why they did that, I hate those kind of people. :3
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Comments (91)
natywantspeace 7
None deserves that, and it was rude and extreme. But things happen sometimes to help us reflect on ourselves and improve. Why did they? Was it personal? Hygiene? Are you bossy and mean? Or lazy and clownish? Take it as a chance to improve some social skills :)
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
There is obviously a backstory here. You can't possibly be ignorant of why the whole group seems...repelled by you. Care to chime in, OP?
ni0ve 9
lol daaamn
FTWFMLFuckIt 7
you really broke my heart :(
Ins0mau 20
I love how everyone assumes it's O.P's fault. Cause, you know... School kids definitely can't be arseholes for no reason! People tend to follow groupthink in school. There is social hierarchy and it's seldom due to anything more than superficial reasons.
rdenkewicz 11
Maybe they hate each other?
circlelranch69 1
I bet your one of those people who knows everything
Games1219 6
My life story
nick3600 22
Maybe you should stop being a shitty person then
ByeTech 10
Part of me feels bad because that was really rude, but another part of me thinks that maybe you aren't the most pleasant person to be with and maybe don't realize that yourself. I understand not being popular, I certainly wasn't when I was in school. But if pretty much EVERYBODY hates you, it can't only be their fault.