Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid having the same break as my annoying coworker, I went a little earlier than I usually do. Guess who got moved to a position with an early break? She sat next to me. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML
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Top comments
damn_all 22
What a bunch of ass wads. I hate how rude people can be these days
Kalipczo 21
That's pretty rude, but maybe there's a reason behind why they did it? Are you the type of student who pushes all the work onto others when it comes to groups? If so I understand why they did that, I hate those kind of people. :3
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Comments (91)
AestheticSynthia 7
Ugh, I know how you feel OP, :/
frod0 10
What asshats! :( I'm sorry OP!
jennababe98 9
Rude people. :/ Don't worry OP, there's always someone that's nice to you no matter what!
graceinsheepwear 34
Always?
operator47 10
Wow...you should like a huge dick.
worldclassrager 41
Well they just know how well you do and don't want to break your stride per say... If they leave or not your teacher will assign a group for you to be in anyway...
chosha_fml 27
Be good to the group you end up in and get a great grade. Best way to pay them back and do yourself a favour at the same time.
xRezSynn 15
Wow, even if OP was a slacker, it was still rude of them to do that.
Omniprism 15
I wouldn't worry about it. I hope you found someone to work with. You might, if you think it was personal, ask one of the people that moved why they moved and tell them to be honest. It's a chance for growth.
ellenjasmin 18
When I see fmls like these I often wonder what type of person OP is....
seizethedayy 2
Did u fart?