Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid having the same break as my annoying coworker, I went a little earlier than I usually do. Guess who got moved to a position with an early break? She sat next to me. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML
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damn_all 22
What a bunch of ass wads. I hate how rude people can be these days
Kalipczo 21
That's pretty rude, but maybe there's a reason behind why they did it? Are you the type of student who pushes all the work onto others when it comes to groups? If so I understand why they did that, I hate those kind of people. :3
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Comments (91)
TheModernPatriot 14
Wow, that's effed up
odamaliekh 26
I really hope this was a bad joke.. Poor OP.
LivexForever21 18
That is really terrible but I kind of get it. There's a kid in my class and he is the biggest know it all in the world. He takes charge of the whole project and won't let anybody do anything, an then he tells the teacher we won't work. Nobody wants to work with him because of that. Maybe you have the same situation? If not I'm sorry op they're are jerks.
LivexForever21 18
*They are woops
br00kr 22
That's so mean. I hope they fail OP.
corocoro 30
It might be high-time for you to figure out why they did that. Usually there's a reason for things like this, though not always a legit one.
TheDrifter 24
It doesn't sound like OP is the stinky kid, or horribly unpopular, a whole table full of people were willing to sit next to him, it was only when working with OP came up that they ran away. This might be one of those valid reasons.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Or OP was the last to sit down...
SavannahSunshine 26
That must have been mortifying, i'm sorry that happened to you :( I can totally see that happening to me... but to have everyone at your table move, people have to sit at your table in the first place, which probably wouldn't happen to me...
FrankHotpants 31
What a bunch of classholes.
Redoxx_fml 22
Shut up James Woods
aintlifeapain 21
OP, although I think it's very rude and mean of them..maybe it's also a sign for you to change yourself and see where the problem is. We don't know that OP is a slacker, he might just be an introvert who can't mingle much, or just be a complete asshole. Let's hope the future is good and OP hands in a completed assignment .
DatPinkman 4
You know I can think of some good reasons why they would do that A) They do not want to partner with you on the assignment for their own reasons B) They be some real dicks C) You are an asshole or a slacker
DatPinkman 4
This is probably going to get downvoted but I almost forgot, BITCH. (Username)
B00K_L0V3R93 31
Sounds like my High School life. Oh what joy, brings back some great memories...NOT! FYL Some people are just a-holes.