Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML
Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
Today, after having horrific constipation the day before, I finally got the rock hard turd out of my system. Things got awkward as I cried out in pain and my mom asked me what was wrong. Realizing the dining room and kitchen was nearby, I said "Never mind, it's gross!" I think she figured it out anyways. FML
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
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Top comments
YuckyDuckyLucky 17
In her mind you're still just a little kid with a bad stomach
amberr_harperr 15
just wait it out. eventually, they have to leave... right?
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Comments (77)
techartist 6
If your 27 why do u love with your mom. U deserve it
Ryan777777777 15
What's wrong with that?
skyrim_fanatic 17
i know the feeling OP. My mom also does that
withered 30
You are 27 and still live with your parents?
10showgirl 16
Maybe OP is going through a divorce. Maybe OP has a disability. Maybe OP has kids and is not financially stable. Maybe OP lives in the south and his job was affected by the dropping price of oil. Maybe a natural disaster destroyed his house. You never know! Stop judging.
FoodIsMyAmbrosia 16
Incentive to move out...?
JarodWalrus 14
if you want privacy then move out. you're almost 30
Tytonic 16
I don't think age matters, is somebody is being sick then asking if they're ok is normal.
Manual_Manoosy 21
Cool story, bro