Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML
Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
Today, after having horrific constipation the day before, I finally got the rock hard turd out of my system. Things got awkward as I cried out in pain and my mom asked me what was wrong. Realizing the dining room and kitchen was nearby, I said "Never mind, it's gross!" I think she figured it out anyways. FML
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
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Top comments
YuckyDuckyLucky 17
In her mind you're still just a little kid with a bad stomach
amberr_harperr 15
just wait it out. eventually, they have to leave... right?
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Comments (77)
AmayaR 12
Although that is quite embarrassing, it seems she was well meaning since she is your mom and just wanted to make sure you're alright
uridea 14
It happens, I'm sure she was just concerned about you. Besides, those people probably could care less haha it's not that big of a deal.
bandit223 6
Maybe you shouldn't be living with your parents then...
wakemeupplease 21
Why you didn't yell back noooo I need help!!!
tranced_ 45
Well I suppose if you don't know the guests then it shouldn't bother you and they would've ignored it as well.
Aquastar91 2
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soulreaper12296 28
I don't see this as an FMl. If you had to run to the bathroom she may have thought you were throwing up and wanted to make sure you were fine and didn't need anything.
The_Skittish_One 27
Don't worry, OP :) I think that mom's have trouble not thinking of mom's. My mom was always quite protective of me and she still is even though I am 20. Legally allowed to do everything in my country, but she still frets if I don't phone enough when I'm out, among other things. I have no doubt she will be this way even when I am 30 but I try not to let it bother me and remind myself how lucky I am to have a caring mother.
tydude64 12
NEET story there, kiddo ;)
bahahahameh 5
27 and still at home, you deserve it