Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML
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Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML
Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
Today, after having horrific constipation the day before, I finally got the rock hard turd out of my system. Things got awkward as I cried out in pain and my mom asked me what was wrong. Realizing the dining room and kitchen was nearby, I said "Never mind, it's gross!" I think she figured it out anyways. FML
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
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YuckyDuckyLucky 17
In her mind you're still just a little kid with a bad stomach
amberr_harperr 15
just wait it out. eventually, they have to leave... right?
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Comments (77)
zenrael 21
No I'm literally dying in here mom..
joelp232 17
i hate it when people do that lol
zenrael 21
Everybody poops.. Except owls. Owls don't poop.
twerking_riggs 22
oh no! not a mother that cares about her child! nooooo! why is this even a fml? like "oh fyl your mom cares about you lolol". coming from a person who's mom left when i was 3, shut the **** up she just cares about you. and youre 27 and youre still living with your parents? good job.
Enslaved 38
Maybe that's the mom's way of letting OP know that everyone can hear her bathroom noises? Yes, it might have embarrassed the OP but I believe it would have been even more embarrassing if the mom allowed the OP to be unaware even longer.
guesswhatlifesux 14
Well, if you are 27 and still live with your mom, it makes sense if she babies you.
tukies 28
How so? You have no idea what their situation is.
elyssa112 6
Well you did push past everyone to run in the bathroom so you kinda did that to yourself . YDI op sorry :/
VeganDarkLight 31
How does she deserve it if it's the only way to get in there and the only bathroom available? If you've gotta go, you've gotta go!
zarrganaut 17
Sounds like something my parents would do.
Wehan 8
27 and living at home? You deserve it.
vikky538 29
I don't see anything wrong in here..except that your mother shouted it out..