Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I found out my son has been ditching his Zoom classes. He claims he couldn’t connect because of "technical difficulties." I can’t believe he seriously expected me to believe that. FML
Today, my son tried to go viral by livestreaming himself walking down our busy street while talking to his "chat", while my other son came up and lamped him with a punch to the side of the head, pretending to be a stranger, or a "hater". I hate this streaming shit, but I never thought I'd raised clout chasing morons. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
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KraziiDesire 0
You Raised him.
pwincessa23 1
yes but the fact that someone is stupid might not have anything to do with who raised them.
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Comments (195)
anonymous825 0
Red Foreman moment! :D
KickItHigh 32
People who capitalize like that... please stop. It's really annoying and it's not a fast way to type. Idiots
Kristen4359 1
OMFG some people i swear! Maybe if you didnt degrade your kid and call him a dumbass he might have a little respect for you and study like you said. And the people who said to beat the kid or make his life miserable, i hope you dont have children. If you do i bet they despise you and i hope they are taken away from you if you abuse them. And the people who said to talk the internet away are ******* retarded. Ive had classes that dont give out books or notes to study. They have online textbooks and notes. And no these were not collage classes or private shcools. And FYI it is recomended to take study breaks to help the brain retain information. So get off his back DUMBASS!!!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I like the FYI part of your comment. How do you know the kid hadn't just gotten off a study break ? That could very well be what annoyed the OP in the first place. He may have been supposed to be getting back to studying after playing PS3 games for an hour. I admit the OP calling the kid a dumb ass seems harsh but if the kid seriously tried to say he wasn't on facebook after commenting on a video his dad put up, then he is a dumb ass. There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it. The OP has proof of what they are accusing the kid of, in the face of proof the kid bother trying to lie about it.
redneck14 11
hahaha. you tell em!!(:
Lalala1996 0
I Heard It Pissed People Off.
ThatGirlKatlyn 0
he sure isn't bright, but neither are you for calling your son a dumbass. you raised him.
bop1951 0
haha that some funny stuff :)
Gator_Raid 0
Today, I was on Facebook when I was supposed to be studying. My dad walked in and yelled at me for not studying so i kept calling him a liar and told him he was making up excuses to get me in trouble. Then I realized he knew I was online because I commented and liked a video he had posted. I'm such a dumbass. FML
SmelloJello 9
what a dummy.
DizzyDaydreams 1
it sort of depends on what video you posted. if it`s an educational video & he was surfing the net for educational videos, it shouldn`t be too bad. but damn if it was rebecca black he liked and commented.
Miss_Random 0
Yeah, I like cream cheese. What more do you need to know? Now go **** yourself and have a wonderful life.