Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
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Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I found out my son has been ditching his Zoom classes. He claims he couldn’t connect because of "technical difficulties." I can’t believe he seriously expected me to believe that. FML
Today, my son tried to go viral by livestreaming himself walking down our busy street while talking to his "chat", while my other son came up and lamped him with a punch to the side of the head, pretending to be a stranger, or a "hater". I hate this streaming shit, but I never thought I'd raised clout chasing morons. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
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KraziiDesire 0
You Raised him.
pwincessa23 1
yes but the fact that someone is stupid might not have anything to do with who raised them.
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Comments (195)
kristylew03 1
Most likely the kid's an idiot, but my facebook posts show up time stamped 2 hours earlier than the time I actually posted them. So there is a chance, if you're just basing you proof on the time stamps and didn't actually see the notification pop while you were on, that he's not really lying.
RayeofSunshine 0
"My son is a dumbass." Hey, you raised him. Sometimes the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
sammy259 3
dipshit
bglad09 0
mom's should never have a facebook.
murph276 0
gaha
pinaybbycakes 0
how the he'll is that an fml moment?......
howslife123 0
nice people don't call their children dumbasses
hcovballer247 0
not nice to call your own son a dumbass, but hey you were the one that raised him
shades1989 6
nicw way to talk about your son
Karasaj 0
Just the fact that you would post that to a website like this screams hick who lives off welfare- I can see why your son would do that.
leearm104 4
obviously. all the hicks that are on welfare that I know post on FML all the time. I hate how people read a short paragraph about someone and then act like they know all about them.