Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I found out my son has been ditching his Zoom classes. He claims he couldn’t connect because of "technical difficulties." I can’t believe he seriously expected me to believe that. FML
Today, my son tried to go viral by livestreaming himself walking down our busy street while talking to his "chat", while my other son came up and lamped him with a punch to the side of the head, pretending to be a stranger, or a "hater". I hate this streaming shit, but I never thought I'd raised clout chasing morons. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
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KraziiDesire 0
You Raised him.
pwincessa23 1
yes but the fact that someone is stupid might not have anything to do with who raised them.
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Comments (195)
maryburnsgreen 0
He's your son. (:
dwill797 0
FAKE
LK212 0
he need to learn how to make up a better lie
sean34747 0
such a nice mother
fuhcksmoking 0
they say kids are a reflection of their parents. so actually u are the dumbass, dumbass.
zane952 0
Yes he is
blakdragonzclaw 0
well if ur gonna call ur kid a dumbass, that's probly wat he'll turn out to be...there r better raising techniques
lovely4137 3
lol poor kid, maybe he has short term memory loss.... I mean how else would he not remember... but it's not cool to call your kids names like that. (to each is own) but I try to speak only positive to my son so later he can't say I put him down or was insensitive... hmmmm idk just my thought
hopey123 0
Ya, that's some good parenting. :/
KatieKayy15 0
seriously? you call your own child a dumbass? well now we know where the stupidity comes from. horrible parent!!