Anonymous
Statham, United States
Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML
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u raised him
In on it
Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML
female
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
Shitty genes, no two ways about it.
Perth, Australia
Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML
Anonymous
Dumbass
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
ParentingFail
Dumbass
Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML
Anonymous
I can't deal with confrontation
Today, my son is so pathetic that when a tiny, unarmed 5-foot tall female thief robbed our store, he didn’t grab the baseball bat, he didn’t slam the anti-theft door on the counter closed, he didn’t even press the big alarm button, he just started crying, put his hands up, and let her empty the till. FML
Jilly
Australia
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Anonymous
Grifter
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
stillshakinggd
United States
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Anonymous
The Nerf of some people
Today, I took my son to festival at a local church. He had a Nerf gun as part of his costume, but when I set it down to put something in my bag, someone walked off with it. We can't even go to a church function without running into thieves. FML
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airforce987 20
Was it the guy from Bad Grampa? You might be in the movie then
Minnion 9
poor kid 3:
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Comments (78)
grghillis96 15
When life doesn't give you lemons, steal them from an innocent child.
lengi123 18
get out
mattlw 25
I always say sometimes life gives you lemons. It's up to you to make the best out of that situation, by making lemona...... Oh.
cakefete2 30
Sorry, OP, the rising cost of healthcare is a killer.
MatsumotoMania 13
Lemonade is a DOLLAR!!!
perdix 29
#45, back in my day, it was a NICKEL! Highway robbery, I tell ya, it's a good thing we have a Robin Hood figure to bring the little crooks to justice... Get off my lawn!!!
blackonblight 32
You lucky duck, it was a quarter in my day...
thingslikethat 18
Thank Goodness your son wasn't hurt! Some older people are crazy. I knew a girl who worked in a nursing home, and had her wrist broken. She needed screws to fix it.
frip_fml 9
And he waddled away.........
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Must be one of the folks furloughed.
Chumbowamba 10
Well that takes some serious lemons..
airhead2015 18
That's messed up!