Anonymous
Statham, United States
Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML
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u raised him
In on it
Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML
female
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
Shitty genes, no two ways about it.
Perth, Australia
Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML
Anonymous
Dumbass
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
ParentingFail
Dumbass
Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML
Anonymous
I can't deal with confrontation
Today, my son is so pathetic that when a tiny, unarmed 5-foot tall female thief robbed our store, he didn’t grab the baseball bat, he didn’t slam the anti-theft door on the counter closed, he didn’t even press the big alarm button, he just started crying, put his hands up, and let her empty the till. FML
Jilly
Australia
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Anonymous
Grifter
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
stillshakinggd
United States
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Anonymous
The Nerf of some people
Today, I took my son to festival at a local church. He had a Nerf gun as part of his costume, but when I set it down to put something in my bag, someone walked off with it. We can't even go to a church function without running into thieves. FML
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airforce987 20
Was it the guy from Bad Grampa? You might be in the movie then
Minnion 9
poor kid 3:
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schadenfreud 6
valuable opportunity to teach your son about taxation - revenue department is best visualised as an evil old thief
ruckfules85 34
what the ****. also how the ****
peacejunior 12
Now you can use his frustration to explain why it is not ok to take other people stuff. Poor little kid.
yukumariooo 11
sounds like he's been playing too much gta 5
jrock9093 18
Should of had a senior discount free lol
junkman6 22
Anyone else picturing the scene from Seinfeld where George is being chased by the Rascal Gang?
robbanthelolz 3
Poor kid, but it cud be BADGRANDPA
giraffelovergirl 19
Greedy Grandpa strikes again.
National437 1
What kind of neighborhood are you living in. Watch you child please.
Lilxpie 18
Fml now needs a category for old people, they seem to have done many things.