Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
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hombrepollo 0
Does he? I wanna read this groundbreaking article!
Roevera 14
I hate technology these days. Why the hell does the world need to know what I'm reading? Lets just promote stalking. I know you can turn it off but why have the option.
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Comments (152)
GoW_Chick 15
At least you know now if the gynecologist cares if your shaven or not, now have some fun and read some whacked out articles just to mess with people that actually care about what the hell you're reading. Messing with people is always fun! :D
A100893 30
I'm wondering if OP got any likes.
meruu_2005 1
Hack her fb and say she has aids
eminemop 0
No no, when hacking someone's Facebook you must post something realistic and slightly disturbing, not something stupid like "I have AIDS" or "I'm stupid lol". Everyone will know it's just a lame hacking job.
Wuhuh 0
So did you find out if the gynecologist cares?
cBlackout 13
I dont think the gynecologist cares if you shave, considering he/she probably sees the blue waffle at least twice a day.
Miss_Trejo 5
What is a blue waffle?
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
43. google image blue waffle asap
CRC_101 31
No, don't do it! xD
GreenAppleDP 0
43, you WILL be scarred for life.
AnagenisisZagus 13
-Covers CRC's mouth- NO. Do it. ._.
RoseTintMyWorld 8
Oh how I wish I still had to ask that question.
Slimshots 8
Blue waffle is the only internet meme of its type that I've ever had the pleasure of viewing.
ProhibitionRose 14
Pretty sure that the blue waffle doesn't actually exist.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
And of course my curiosity got the best of me and I googled it. WORST.MISTAKE.EVER. Oh God, that was awful!
CRC_101 31
108 - It's rather a myth. There's not real, valid proof that it exists the way we imply it does; the medical field doesn't agree with it. Still, that doesn't make the image better lol
LoonyKev 0
Still don't know why I didn't opt to study gynecology... Their lives must rock !
cBlackout 13
They have to deal with vaginal problems.. Which means yeast infections and shit.. Their lives probably don't rock as much as you think.
LoonyKev 0
Obviously they'll have their ups and downs every now and then... But on the good days bro, they get to fondle and insert their hands and fingers into all sorts of vaginas, and get paid mightily for it :-O and if ya manage to please say a sex freak, then u get a bonus, in the form of a happy ending !
iceroyalty1984 14
I assure you the stench alone ruins lives. Remember, most patients aren't healthy supermodels... Women young and old, diseased and healthy, pregnant, rich and poor come to see you.
maskedman 9
I just want to be able to say,"How's the vag hanging?", in the workplace without catching a sexual harassment charge.
RedPillSucks 33
Nothing like looking at your grand aunt B's vag. *Oh, I found your car keys, B, and the dogs chew toy*
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
My friends Facebook status said she searched up "will you die if you eat your own feces"
Fmlsea 28
Sucks to be you lol,gald this one got thru laughed my ass off .
ivanhoe4u 3
Better password time.
MoxieThoughts 0
well do they care?