Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
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WCARlover
| 34
Wow you are very candid with your diary...not sure why that would be something you'd want to look back on or remember though!
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ThunderLightTSV
| 31
Maybe try putting something simple in the first few entries next time, so anyone who snoops through it gets bored.
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FrostyyFML
| 15
Why hello fellow Ontarian, that sounds very unfortunate.
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FrostyyFML
| 15
I have yet to find out why this has been down voted so much.
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doraquiexplore
| 13
Sorry to break it to you, nobody likes Ontario
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superlloyd
| 15
because what you said was so lame and not truly in line with what fml is for. your words were verbal diarrhea. no substance, no nutrition and no one wants it.
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ahabsfan
| 14
They hate us cause they ain't us!
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roshkosch
| 11
Wow.
Ontario is obviously better off for not having you haters in it anyway :')
Ontario is obviously better off for not having you haters in it anyway :')
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FrostyyFML
| 15
It really is horrible here...
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brezzyanna
| 17
It's no worse than other places.
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Epikatz
| 22
Some people just don't appreciate the Red Death. Ridiculous.
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ThunderLightTSV
| 31
Maybe try putting something simple in the first few entries next time, so anyone who snoops through it gets bored.
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WCARlover
| 34
Wow you are very candid with your diary...not sure why that would be something you'd want to look back on or remember though!
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katachristic
| 19
Perhaps she makes a point to write in it every day and that was the most notable event of that day?
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Candor writes the juiciest diaries.
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Demon_of_Light
| 27
Not everyone keeps a journal to have something to look back on later. I keep one because writing helps me process my emotions and clears my head. Although, having said that, I'm not sure why an event like that would qualify for this type of journal either.
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lexiieeex3
| 32
You sure don't want to forget that moment, woah what a time to be alive.
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FalloutScrolls
| 25
Just trying to imagine the kind of look that would follow:
"Dear Diary..."
WHOA!
"Dear Diary..."
WHOA!
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SSJ4Asterisk
| 5
Start putting in decoy entries that are obviously lies, and some that might be lies so that nobody knows. Write about how much easier life has been since you won the lottery, or how you spent the weekend driving around looking for hitchhikers and then driving them in the opposite direction. They're your entries so you'll be able to remember which actually happened to you (hopefully).
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BrotherPhil
| 32
Or maybe a set of them, involving her, building up to something improbable, but squicky.
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Tripartita
| 44
I imagine it started out normally enough…
"Dear diary, I saw HIM today! Kevin! He's so dreamy! I hid my pencils and worked up the courage to ask to borrow one of his in precalc. He only mispronounced my name a little as he handed me the pencil. Now that he's aware of me, maybe he'll ask me out sometime!"
…and then went straight off the deep end.
"But I've heard he only likes girls with shaved asses. I've acquired a razor with a five blade system for maximum smoothness and am using it now. I'm shaving with grain initially to avoid irritat—I didn't know I had a mole there! I think nicked it. Yeah, I nicked it. Applying pressure isn't helping. Blood everywhere. Feeling faint. Save me, diary…"
"Dear diary, I saw HIM today! Kevin! He's so dreamy! I hid my pencils and worked up the courage to ask to borrow one of his in precalc. He only mispronounced my name a little as he handed me the pencil. Now that he's aware of me, maybe he'll ask me out sometime!"
…and then went straight off the deep end.
"But I've heard he only likes girls with shaved asses. I've acquired a razor with a five blade system for maximum smoothness and am using it now. I'm shaving with grain initially to avoid irritat—I didn't know I had a mole there! I think nicked it. Yeah, I nicked it. Applying pressure isn't helping. Blood everywhere. Feeling faint. Save me, diary…"
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pancakebunny
| 19
Whay the actual fuck
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prettygurl89
| 16
Best comment award
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Setareh23
| 34
I had a friend complain to me about how she was reading her sister's diary, and a sexual experience was described..."Like, why would she even write that in a diary? I don't wanna read about that!" Diary's are meant to reflect on private personal matters, or document things you want remembered. I don't understand why some family members feel the need (and justification) to read another's diary -_-
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dontknow1
| 19
Lol that was very convenient.
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TabooSushi
| 24
I suggest putting a lock on your journal. Or locking it into a safe box.
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Demon_of_Light
| 27
What for? I doubt OP's sister will brave those waters again.