Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
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hombrepollo 0
Does he? I wanna read this groundbreaking article!
Roevera 14
I hate technology these days. Why the hell does the world need to know what I'm reading? Lets just promote stalking. I know you can turn it off but why have the option.
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Comments (152)
5HT2A 5
Consult with the guy whose pictures of his penis ended up on his google+, perhaps you guys can talk it out and help ease eachother's pain. No but seriously that sucks, shave your sister's eyebrow off when she's sleeping.
AyyDiana 2
Lmao Forreals!!(:
cosmosis 12
Forreals? ... No its just a figure of your imagination!!!!
khaya 9
The answer is, yes they do.
swagmeout 0
Do they care???
ILoveMyXbox 0
Gynecologists are people to.
beclaurela 18
-1 for the incorrect grammar.
ILoveMyXbox 0
Well, ****.
Slimshots 8
@62 -1 for pointing out a mistake.
ohSNAPyall 27
-1 for incorrect username For this FML, you clearly intended to be ILoveMyBox.
Yak99 0
I gave everyone a thumbs down ,am i cool now?
brunomars09 3
#103 NO
iamabamf 17
Yes.
alexh15 13
Wow. Hairy problem :P
Rddvl 11
Too.*
Rddvl 11
Nice pun you used there.:D
alexh15 13
Why thank you. That is very kind of you to say :)
DrMime 10
"The answer is no. No they don't."
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
"MIME FAAIIILLLL!!"
DrMime 10
By 'no', I meant 'no they can't feel compassion'. As for the hair, I doubt they appreciate having to navigate the greater plains of Amazonia to document the wild clitori beast!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Here we have a wild ******** in its natural habitat, when agitated it's very dangerous and could easily swallow me whole. I'm gonna poke it with my stick, just to see what happens.
Slimshots 8
I'm agreeing with #18. I'm not a gynecologist myself, but I believe that pubic hair (something natural) is the least of their worries. If you need further persuasion, go to Walmart and look at some of the women that shop there.
yuzuhere 21
At least your friends know that you like to make a good, first impression.
tmd4L 7
I'm wondering about the Facebook comments you got.
dansco 25
You have to admit that this is rather good lol. Wonder how long it took you to figure it out... You have to get revenge! Post her diary or texts on facebook ;)
xattitudegurlx 13
What did the article say?