Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
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hombrepollo 0
Does he? I wanna read this groundbreaking article!
Roevera 14
I hate technology these days. Why the hell does the world need to know what I'm reading? Lets just promote stalking. I know you can turn it off but why have the option.
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1a2b3c4d5e678D 0
If my sibling ever even figured out how to do that I would be mad! That would mean he's smarter then me...
chrisssdubbs 4
Always shave, just to be on the safe time
picturescrazy 24
My gynos have always told me it's healthier to have hair down there, so I try to grow back a little before I go in to spare myself another lecture xD You'd think they'd prefer it shaven so they can see everything better, but I guess there's more health benefits to have it be hairy.
drunkonduty247 1
Why don't you shave. The 70's are over.
BellaMarta 19
DO they?
Dishwad 0
Oh. My. Gosh. You use Yahoo?
monkeysaursrex 6
That must have been awkward explaining...
sodapopper 6
Time to beat some azz.
Katelynn122211 0
Man! That must've sucked! Siblings are awesome aren't they?
hyden121 2
Does he/she?