Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was "Photoshopped." FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my sister and I have been in a prank war. She spammed my phone with dozens of random dick pics from the internet. My boyfriend saw and accused me of cheating. Now he won’t talk to me, and my sister won’t help me explain things. Guess she won. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
Welshite 39
What was your sister doing there with him?
tygerarmy 35
Well shit, I don't know #1 maybe the sister wasn't with him and she happened to be at the same place as the OP's boyfriend, saw him with a bunch of girls and decided to watch him, probably without letting him know she was there.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (84)
meaganxo 14
Aliens.
Lumen94 10
Lmfao whatta terrible lie
xotinaox12_fml 4
It's not his fault, Shaggy taught him to say "it wasn't me".
SirTalkaton 22
I don't understand how someone could think you deserved this. Cheating is the lowest of the low. Sorry OP just be thankful you found out sooner rather than later.
TheWhiteLotus 5
I'm not saying cheating is "right" by any moral standard, but it's in no way below human expectations by traditional standards. "Fidelity" isn't natural for many species, in general. I'm a biologist, but I'm not saying you should take my word for it. Just do some research to better understand, as to not irrationally take a stance on the matter. Overall though? Yes, I do feel bad for the OP, because in American society, monogamy is the prevailing course of intimacy. Her douchenozzle boyfriend should've known better.
julfunky 29
#43 I'm glad you are intelligent enough to know all of that because most people aren't. But you read into that way too much. I think it's safe to assume they were referring to moral and not traditional standards. Still, since I am pointing that out I must also point out that it still wouldn't be the "lowest of the low" because there are many other things someone could do that is MUCH worse than cheating. So I guess their comment is invalid either way. But maybe they were thinking that infidelity is against human nature. In that case, I apologize for thinking you read into too much.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
I agree that it's definitely not the lowest of the low, but, it's still betrayal, so, even if it's in general human nature, it's still bad. Just because humans normally want to not stay with the same person for too long, if that is what you are saying, doesn't make it okay to do so without telling the other person.
timss4 19
Highly doubt your sister is an expert at photoshop and even if she was its easily disproven lol what an idiot
dangousity 21
Yup she's going to take grainy little pictures on her phone (I'm sure) to an expert for evaluation .... Right...
theboy13 13
Ex boyfriend...
mosquito19 14
man ***** would have been a legit excuse. your boyfriend is a male prostitute.
BrookRae 19
You do realize that means people pay others to have sex with them, right? No one said he was being paid to have sex with anyone.
girlymae 12
Tell him that you're gonna photoshop HIM out of your life!
Kitten_Calderon 14
Er - shouldn't he be photoshopping YOU into pictures not other girls? And I highly doubt your sister would do that...
ocampo 6
always blame Photoshop